i think there are some people who say ‘it’s okay to like [xyz thing], but you should critically examine why you like it’, but what they actually mean by that is that your critical examination should lead you to very specific, negative conclusions. a lot of times, an answer along the lines of ‘i have critically examined my taste for [xyz thing], and i’ve come to the conclusion that it’s okay’ is treated as unacceptable.
new political compass
where's the tweet thats like high value art heists should be legal and should be like a national pass time between countries like capture the flag. thats my platform
why do we sleep on wrestling? it’s boomer riverdale. there’s an undead guy who’s controlled by a little dude with an urn that has his parents’ ashes in them. someone almost gets buried alive in an actual grave (in the ring). there was a plotline in steve austin’s rivalry with WWE owner vince mcmann where there rivalry is interrupted by an entity called the higher being who leads a cult that crucifies wrestlers. they kidnap vince mcmann’s daughter to make her marry an undead wizard. mcmann comes on the big screen and demands the higher being removes his mask- and when he does, it’s VINCE MCMANN. at one point someone drove a truck into the ring and started spraying water
TL;DR: professional wrestling is high camp
“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”
"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."
i wish i was at the my chemical romance reunion tour but instead i am stuck in the mildewy purgatory dimension instagram puts you in for violating community guidelines
i finally got around to getting the firefox youtube dislikes extension and i think this enhances my experience immensely
so proud that the country-formerly-known-as-turkey really went and dropped its deadname on the first day of pride month. forget being an ally bitch you're one of us
i made a carrd with my dni, things i would rather you not talk to me about, and things i encourage you to talk to me about
https://mikus0nadni.carrd.co
minecraft is not about mining! it is not about diamonds! it is about. pretending to kiss your friends in the dirt house
lying in the dashcon ball pit like john everett millais’s ophelia
joy division said love will tear us apart but i think it will actually be the jaws of The Creature
you aren’t supposed to follow people you know irl on tumblr
people are like ”you wouldnt survive in the past“ but i would. im irish-american and would leave a strange mark if a bit you. im the perfect candidate for a kennedy’s wife
no one gets u like I do babe
an everskies fit i made because i need a place to archive them other than my poor camera roll
oh you saw my death in your psychic vision?? well i saw your moms tits. and they were pretty cool
blood and boobs are words that scratch the same part of my brain
"no chat i—guys, no! I'm not—I'm not gonna do it. No! Not even—a sn—a Scooby snack? For a.... Haha, well, if it's for..... Okay, for a Scooby snack, i mean—i guess I'll do it for a Scooby snack!"
this will never not be funny to me