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and why aren’t you in uniform

I literally want Trevor making love to me now it's not funny I am NOT okay Lord one chance dplslfofosoaood fuckkkk

‼️FIC IS LIVE‼️

THE FIC IS LIVE EVERYBODY

You can just search up the tag "Mike Patton/Reader" on ao3 and it'll prolly appear

If not this is my ao3 acc so you could find it there 🫶🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😛😈🦈🩴

HOPE U ENJOY IT I DIDNT REALLY READ IT SO IDK IF THERE ARE MISTAKES OR REPETITIVE PARTS (which there prolly are a lotttt)

IF THERE IS SMTHN THAT YOU DONT REALLY FW DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT AND ILL SEE IF I CAN FIX IT ✍️✍️✍️✍️

Alr imma go now

Happy reading🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

I love Mike and Trevor

Thank you for reading.

today i offer you a crop of david firecracker. tomorrow who knows

IM WORKING ON THE FIC

It's coming together pretty well, in my opinion.

Of course, it will have smut so stay tuned!!!!

I (kinda) promise that I'll post it tmrw or Sunday (or Monday if i actually lock tf in)

thank you guys for bearing w/ me

ok see ya pooks <333333

(all images taken from Pinterest except the Spongebob one idk where i took it from👍👅😈)

WTF SO COOL 🤩

CRAPPY DOODLES I DID ON A SHARED WHITEBOARD BRO🔥

(Ignore my friends stuff they drew around it😭)

sooo I have an idea abt a Mike Patton fic...

I wanna write abt Mike cuz I see there's not enough attention in terms of fics n all that jazz

so it'll prolly be GN but idk if I should write in 1st person

The setting is a party in celebration of "Angel Dust" (cuz obv its the best album) and while the reader is talking w/ other people Mike goes up to them and pulls them aside, asking abt them and their music taste and stuff like that.

Mike gets flirty, Reader notices and plays into it

Mike leads them up to the 2nd floor of the whatever house it is and bangs w/ Reader 👍

so that's pretty much it let me know if you would like to see ts or if I should improve sth, I know it'll take me 50 fucking years cuz of my fuckass school work n all that. I'll prolly post it on ao3 so see ya pooks <3333

DEEP INSIDE ME WWWWWHAT

Mike Patton :: Tomahawk Mar 10 2002 :: London, UK by: Martyn Goodacre

michael pattern

HELP I'M CACKLING THIS IS SO REAL 😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖

boy im gomna bounce on your dick so hard its gonna send me jnto orbit faster and safer than spacex ..

Welp you know what they did! 😜🥱🥀

He knows EXACTLY where the G-spot is

quirked up white boy my beloved...

Tour bus footage

I can't get the fact he reminds me of Smartschoolboy9 in this oh let it end I don't wanna imagine that I just wanna fuck him stop

Trevor Dunn, Melvins lite.

pov: you're mike after a fantômas show during which trevor messed up 2 notes🤨

as always - feel free to dm me for the whole picture!😙

Yes I am. I fucking am. IRN BRUUUUUUU

I love Mr Bungle because their sound is so incredibly rich and full and some of their lyrics are so poetically disgusting and make me feel this beautiful sickly ugly nostalgic feeling that I've only ever gotten from their music and sometimes they come at you with shit like this while hitting the sickest bass riff you've ever heard and it's amazing

The fact this shity band saved me from suicide is fucking crazy I love it thank you Mr Bungle

I love Mr Bungle because their sound is so incredibly rich and full and some of their lyrics are so poetically disgusting and make me feel this beautiful sickly ugly nostalgic feeling that I've only ever gotten from their music and sometimes they come at you with shit like this while hitting the sickest bass riff you've ever heard and it's amazing

trevor dunn moaning like a girl and whimpering. you agree. send post

FUCK...

THIS ONE PICTURE OF MICHAEL ALLEN PATTON HAS ME CREAMING MYSELF, I BET YOU HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE THAT IF HE BREEDS YOU GOOD HOLY GOSH LIKE HELLO???? WE BETTER NOT BE SLEEPING ON THIS PIC 💔 I WANNA FUCKING CHOKE HIM CUDTIZFYUSTDYIFHKFOYCJGCHKDFUDUTDUTVHKVOHVHO FUUCVKKKKHVHCJFTUUTFIFYGIY 🤩

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

- Originally posted this on my X (Twt) acc but here have this beauty -

I behold to you; Mike Panettone Patton. We have light patton, medium pane-patton and full on patton panettone- Enjoy. 😋

Mr. Bungle: The Raging Wrath Of The Easter Bunny Demo (2020)

Embossed Cover - 6500 copies for the world on Ruby Red Translucent Vinyl

Including 2 printed innersleeves with art, hype-sticker on frontshrink and download code.

Ipecac Recordings

OMG MIKE! this is literally how me and my gf interact irl whenever we see Reese's

my friend really just be sending me ANYTHING

MERVOR FANS AREN'T JUST MUTUALS... WE ARE A FAMILY. A CLAN. A SOCIETY BUILT UPON TWO MEN WHO (supposedly)

AREN'T HOMOSEXUAL FOR EACH OTHER.

I 💝 Mervor 🌞👻

Also istg Mike was talking to Trev in 'Mr Nice Guy' it just fits, they're both little fucking dogs okay jeez man

Nobody understands how much I 😍 LOVE 😍 Mike x Trevor content... Guys ik I'm going insane but we listen and we don't judge... Heh.... *Deviously walks away*

No but seriously i swear if I saw them kiss I'd fucking fangirl bye (they literally have omg so canon so cute) they're always so lesbian for each other ugh I wanna make them both cry but then help them afterwards pls one chance I am LOSING MY MINDDDDFGFTYFFYKLNVUUV I'm hungry

😝😋😜🤷‍♀️🌞🌞🌞

I'm going to foam from the mouth omg I want Trevor in my bed right fucking now omgnmngngmhjhjjnhh WHY ISN'T A HOT MALE WHIMPERING BESIDE ME GRRRR 🤬🤬🤬🤬😜

you know when you're special interest is literally Mr Bungle and you get called Trevor/Trev by your own girlfriend so you call her Mike/Mikey back... We are both Bungle enthusiasts- it's just part of the relationship dynamic ☝🤓🤡🤭

FFFFFUCKKKK I LOVE MY GF