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refers to myself as "The Management"

finally finished the sweater I’ve been making

today, I give you:

tomorrow? ill probably give you the same thing

I'm in too many discord servers. I only use nicknames in less than half of them

reblog and put in the tags your weird discord nicknames

I love jock villagers sm. I only have Tybalt rn but hes been there from the start and i love him

some inns at the edge of the world:

Bed, Bask, and Beyond: made entirely of thick frosted glass; it’s damp and muggy inside, full of tropical plants, with heat lamps hanging from the ceiling. staffed entirely by lizardfolk and yuan-ti. you swear you hear live mice skittering around but the bartender hisses and you mind your own business. 

Emerald Bay Inn and Resort: a stereotypical tropical hotel with spa, hiking tours, a private (nude?) beach, drinks served in a coconut husk, etc. located in the frozen tundra. penguins huddle for warmth near the sauna.

The Thrifty Shifter: a rickety-looking tavern run by three doppelgangers: Joe, Moe, and Bobo. Joe is eager to please, offering all the inn’s amenities and discounts–but he seems sleazy. Moe is a buffoonish fellow, endearing if a little exasperating. Bobo is clearly running the inn as a front for the Fantasy Mafia.

Briggs, Briggs, and Bridger: run by a polyamorous triad: Briggs and Briggs are an orc and a dwarf, respectively, while Bridger is an elf. their bed and breakfast hosts drag shows every other Friday night and their crepes are to die for.

The Nestled Trollhouse: tucked under a woodland bridge, the Nestled Trollhouse is run by one exhausted, overworked troll named Greg. His true passion is baking, and he is always trying out new chocolate-chip cookie recipes. Tastings are free of charge. They’re usually burnt. 

Inn & Out: has a Fantasy Yelp page, everyone is talking about it, and the food is incredible–like, five Fantasy Michelin Stars–but it’s so popular it’s always booked solid. they have an open reservation for the honeymoon suite in eight months.

Wyrd Sisters Hotel and Casino: founded by a trio of witches five centuries ago, but you’re pretty sure no one with magical power actually runs the place anymore. the desk clerk offers to read your palm while you wait for the bellhop but she always predicts “big winnings in your future.” Each room is decorated with a different Major Arcana card motif. 

(as always you can steal any of these and modify them however you like for your own campaign!)

I didn't expect to be tagged. Honored would probably somewhat describe how I feel atm. Thanks @alwayssomestars ;v;

Top 3 Ships: I don't really ship on my own but? My brain just accepts all types of canon relationships in things and doesn't make more. Like for example, I CAN say I like when characters step in as mentor figures or effectively become a brother or sister or something to another character

Lipstick or Chapstick: There is Only Chapstick, nothing else

Last song I listened to: Either the Super Guitar Bros. cover of Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun or Midge Ure's Man Who Sold the World. I listen to more types of music than this normally, I promise

Last film I watched: The Avatar movie that was about the blue aliens and stuff.

Currently reading: ...I should've started The Silmarillion months ago but I haven't, so I've just been reading comics like a child ;^;

Currently watching: Mostly just the anime One Piece, other than YouTube. I watch crime shows with family, but they're never from the same show every time, so I don't remember the names

Only thing I can't respectfully do on this is tag people I know, because I only technically know one person! And they're the one that tagged me

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love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

This is a really helpful page in my CBT textbook for tackling some of the maladaptive beliefs we often hold. The first column lists the rules and assumptions we often may tell ourselves, while the second column is a more functional belief. Just thought I would pass this along. Be kind to yourselves, friends❤

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’