maxtheweirdoxp

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the statements "clothes don't have gender" and "clothes can and do invoke gender dysphoria and euphoria for many people" can and should coexist.

Weird ass list but you do you man.

List of Things to do When I get a Physical Form

> Take every drug in existence! At once!

> Not S + P approved drinks til I pass out!

> Orgy BIG SEX NVM

> Make maggot cheese legal again and eat it!

> Get freaky with Sixer (ESPECIALLY those fingers!)

> Touch Sixer’s teeth

> Get vivisected by Dr. Pines

> Star gazing w FEEL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

> Marry Fo Make Fordsy my golden trophy wife

> Get impregnated by Ford

Fun fact! Maggot cheese is both a play on Mac n Cheese and a real illegal cheese from Italy called Casu Marzu! There are two ways of eating it:

1. With LIVE maggots!

2. With DEAD maggots! You simply put the cheese in a tight paper bag and wait and listen to the sound of little grubs flinging their bodies at the paper as they slowly suffocate. It’s like listening to popcorn in the microwave!

I think Bill and Ford would try it both ways for different reasons.

im just not normal about them . is the only thing

An idea that came from an IG friend, about an AU of Bill being a happily married Latina housewife

(つ✧ω✧)つ

I LOVE THIS SM HOLY FUCK

grumpy crowley wants his snek tattoo back <3

i stole this wholesale from stump but they should just be grateful i drew it so they can look at it

based on theseus' guide to ruining a perfectly good boat

Little guys they don't know what they are doing I love them 😭😭😭

It's Trans History Week! Meet Dr. James Barry.

"Death before detransition"

Seen in San Diego, California

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

Our local newspaper ran a story about the legendary graffiti artist who recently passed away and. Literally everything about it is fucking insane. I'm insane about it.

So this guy has been extremely active for around fifteen years, during which he spread these beautiful, high quality pieces all over the country, way over a thousand of his standard signature, and probably thousands more. He did completely batshit stuff like literally spray painting an entire train from top to bottom or leaving his signature at the top of a 600ft tall overpass and this whole time, only five people from his crew know who he really is. To everyone else it's a complete mystery.

And then he dies at the age of 35. A few weeks after his death, his crew shows up at his completely unassuming parents' doorstep, reveals who they are and asks if they can host a memorial exhibition of his art.

Turns out, this dude has been leading an insane double life. In the daytime he was a meek little office worker with a partially paralyzed arm and no social life to speak of. In the nighttime he was a fucking legend. Not only did he climb that fucking 600ft overpass, he did it WITH A PHYSICAL DISABILITY. THE MADLAD. And throughout the entire time, fifteen years, he got caught once. ONCE. HE DID ALL THAT UNNOTICED. THAT'S INSANE.

@tailshroom WHY ARE THEY SO USCORE GUUUHH

Sonadow AU concept art✍️

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Sonadow and their fuckass moon symbolism

sobbing

good omens headcannon:

a customer was browsing in the bookshop (much to Aziraphale's displeasure) when they overheard the lovely Mr. Fell using a pickup line on his partner?? friend?? with the sunglasses - the classic "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (except he said it in a far more serious manner than it warranted)

given Sunglasses's...vibes, they were expecting him to say something along the line of "Actually, I clawed my way up from hell" or another equally cheesy phrase

what they weren't prepared for, however, was for Sunglasses to take a shuddering breath and whisper "yeah...yeah, angel, it did."

yteghfjd i love them sm

Fools for April Fools

GUUH BABYYYYYY

Happy to be included

FUCK YEAH ahem ahem apologies... i mean thank you for thine kind consideration madam bows and tips top hat

would thou perhaps consent to participating in say gex with me? [SRY I KEEPING SENDING U ASKS BUT I LIKE MESSING W/ U :light_blue_heart::light_blue_heart: ]

Actually yes I will consent

the only two ppl who follower me on here are ACOTAR Lucien fans, i've literally never posted abt ACOTAR jtbgioersyasvpha8wfh HOW DO THEY KNOW??????? I FREAKING LOVE LUCIEN

my car sickness is coming back iehwvamzlahverifkfvdejwl i thought i grew out of that shit 😔

David Tennant doesn't know how to half-ass a kiss. If/when we finally get a good kiss between Crowley and Aziraphale, I suspect I will be passing away from the passion of it. He just puts his whole David Tennussy into every kiss.

YOOOOO

me:

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how excited are you for season 3?

found this on my phone today