malutkasyrenka
She/They/He/It(I really don't care about what pronouns you use for me.)
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I'm not sure if I will ever do this, but it's better to save this!
Ok, I'm gonna teach all you bitches how to make the Hunger Games dried plum stew cuz no recipie on the internet is doing it right. It's a cury/Nigerian stew. It's served over rice. IT'S NOT LAMB SOUP. That being said, here's my recipe. Bone Apple Teeth Bitches.
Curry base:
- 1 spring onion
- 1 small yellow onion
- 1 elephant garlic clove
- 1 red pepper
- Seasoning??? (Salt, Pepper, other shit to make it yummy, follow your gut or look up good lamb seasonings)
- Olive oil (in the bottom of the pan)
- Agave vinegar (or balsalmic)
- Dried plums (like, at least 20???)
- Water
Other stuff:
- More veg to taste
- Chunk of lamb (shoulder works)
- More plumbs Possibly (dried/not dried, whatever)
- Spring onion to garnish?
Sauce Steps:
- Sautee the spring onion, yellow onion, pepper, garlic, until all soft and caramelized. Toss in the vinegar in this stage.
- Add a bottle of water and your plums to simmer. Do the plums little by little.
- Once everything is soft and the water has boiled out, let it cool, then blend it until 85% smooth.
- Boom. Curry sauce/Base.
Rest of Steps:
- Cut the lamb into roughly 2 inch chunks
- Season your lamb. I recommend using the same stuff you put in the sauce, but you can add whatever tastes/smells good.
- Sear the outside of your seasoned lamb chunks, throw them in a crock pot/slow cooking vessel with half of your curry base and some water. More water if you want to add veggies and eat it like a soupy stew, but that's wrong to serve over rice so fuck you
- Let it cook all day/night whatever, throw in a few more plums, spring onions, or whatever you need when it's almost done.
- Make rice. I like basmati. Wash your rice for protection from the angry mulan man, and season to taste. I'm bougie so I add truffle salt and herbs de providence.
- Put rice in a bowl, leave a little moat area in the rice. Put your lamb curry/stew thing in it.
If You choose they/them pronouns he says "So good for me". And believe me whan say IT MADE ME SCREAM. I love him so much.
I need this sad nerd carnally. U don't understand
And this is what I want from Tumblr when I log in.
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
So much work!
hey look what i made
100+ picrews. more to come. all organized and categorized with different tags. fully intended to update with more tags and more features
click here. and hit reblog. (please)
Rebloging as I will need it!
I still think the most devastating enshittification I've ever seen has been picrew. One of the few dress-up game websites left that's not flash-based and it's become DRENCHED in ads. You can't open the home screen without being blasted by at least three or four ads. You can't open two picrews in a row without watching a video ad first. When you have a picrew open the ads cover up the different options and sometimes even stack on each other so you have to hit like 2 or 3 different x buttons to get it to go away, only for more to appear seconds later. Evil world
Will I ever need it? Who knows!
i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
I'm sorry for being nosy I'm just curious - how did you come across that post from a year and a half ago?
I'm not sure which post You mean, but probably I was just scrolling through tags that intrested me.
I started using unicorn and horse fantasy when I explain things to people. :3
my instagram explore page loves showing me those like erotic dark romance novel tiktoks and i really have to wonder: why do all these straight women desperately want to fuck a mafia boss
I am very bad at any games other than visual novels, really. So I just watch anything I can.
“I LOVE that game!” (watched a letsplay and commentary about it)
My girlfriend supports this message.
fems who wear glasses are so cute! like wow you have beautiful eyes, i'm glad you got them framed!
Uuu.
I've had this certain idea for a comic fanfic to Frictional Games Amnesia, ever since Rebirth had came out.
I started doing some sketches for it in my spare time, so there's a chance I will actually do the thing 👀
It's Casper, the firendly ghost!
I have made a lil illustration in the game.
The game is A Date With Death, and it's lovely - you should try it.
Under the crop a short video with the time lapse, and if you head to my YT you can find a short narrated version 👀
Hooray! You finished it!
So to make myself do more illustration, I'm trying to pusz myself to make one artwork per week.
I want to make myself draw more and so by that I will be trying to make an artwork a week.
We're starting with Diluc.
There also is a short SpeedPaint on my YouTube/TikTok 👀
Playing Genshin all by yourself, handsome? ~
A little WIP, since I've got myself back to play some Genshina (stuck in Liyue due to both Genshina being a bitch and not feeling too well, do pray for me fellas)
Anyway, I've finally gotten mslf Diluc (yes this account is quite fresh, and it's hoyos fault) so I can switch to him instead of Razor, with whom I don't really click, horray.
Will maybe finnish it in a week or two, and post it here again d:
Boop all you want!
Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!
I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,
It's a boop safe space!
Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops
I want all the boops!
reblog this if you are not only okay with booping spams but encourage it. blow up my notifications go buck wild we both get our big funny boop numbers
OMG, now I see ot shows up on the blog. And I'm an orange cat, my fauvorite. *.*
Orange cat! I hope it's not to tangled in its bandages, you know how orange cats are.
I can open every jar!
Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.
I po ptokach....
the polish translation of slay the princess is all i've ever needed. it's beautiful
Heh. I look like that when I think too much about someone...
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