Malarkeyenthusiast - The Mimsiest Of Borogoves

There are two remaining sources of stability in this timeline. Waffle House and Tony Hawk. If either of them falls, chaos will reign.

Jim Woodring, Self-Portrait, 1990s.

Opening Tumblr on March 15th

✨ HAPPY STAR WARS DAY ✨

Have a Kanera

just remembered how during christmas break we got stopped at three different tsa checks cause they had no idea what the Dense Block in my moms backpack could be other than a bomb or brick of drugs. shout out Way of Kings by brandon sanderson!

this thing is 4x2.5x7 inches. literally more than half as thick as it is wide.

Yes I'm a Mistborn Era 2 lover and I'm not ashamed of saying it

Advice of the day: if your man starts dressing up like this be careful

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world