The Wife For The Month Long Holiday

has this been done yet?

I don't listen to the kind of growling grumble metal where you can't make sense of what the hell the vocalist is saying, but I appreciate bands that use this to their benefit by having the most baffling goddamn lyrics. Going like

[insane guitar solo]

Evil fucking gnome that will fuck your mom

He don't need no reason he'll do it just 'cause

Don't ask her where's her dignity it's already gone

You don't need to call him daddy 'cause she already does

[an even more balls-to-the wall batshit fucking sick drum solo]

here she comes . not over my ex final boss

I think "slop" is a strong contender for world of the year 2025, as it seems to be universally recognizable as a description for the majority of output produced in the name of Return on Investment.

Sure it means algorithmically generative slop now, but look at housing construction, durable appliances, food, automobiles, you name it and tell me it's not just more slop. If enshittification is the process, slop is the result.

when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time

I'd like you all to meet this girl. Her name was Emily Monterro. She was my best friend in high school.

Notice how I said "was"?

That's because she's dead. All thanks to cigarettes.

A (homosexual) student in our year got Emily hooked at a cigarette party. Then, one day, Emily decided to have a smoke before going to her job site, where she worked part-time as a forklift operator. Little did she know, her cigarette high would lead tk deadly results.

High off of the cigarette, Emily drove the forklift straight into a five-story building still under construction. The collapse killed five people--including Emily.

Still think smoking before going to work is safe? #SHARE IF YOU LEARNED THE TRUTH ABOUT CIGARETTES

I wish this app had a filter for posts I've already liked or reblogged. I'm sick of scrolling for ten million years to find something I haven't already seen