"Damon - Why Is It That When You Get Drunk You Attempt To Snog Every Last Male In Sight?"

i wish i could emoji react irl so if i don't feel like talking or emoting i can just

i heart webfishing

BLUR: NO DISTANCE LEFT TO RUN (2010) — dir. Will Lovelace, Dylan Southern

i know people exactly like this is swear

I am never getting pussy bro because what the fuck is this.

post ft @elliesicknasty's gote dumbass. i hate this brush dude im never using it again

no biopics about britpop allowed. only a film a la velvet goldmine where they lowkey just make a bunch of shit up and damon albarn gets mad and says no blur songs allowed in the movie so they have to write fake blur songs. and everyone is bisexual

monochrome banners from the 2003 interpol website

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me