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Laberrant's labyrinth

laberrant, 20 yo, gender: hotly debated, pronouns: any

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1 year ago

israel is bombing rafah. as you read this, israel is bombing the one place they told palestinians was safe. they kept pushing the palestinians south and now they are bombing the only "safe" place left. israel is bombing rafah.

1 year ago
a tumblr post by woobifytonysoprano-deactivated2: we diagnose you with a creeping sense of alienation forever. incurable
a painting of a foot, lowered so just the big toe touches a body of water. ripples spread from the touch. under the water are shells, pebbles, and a star fish.
a painting of a person laying on the floor, on a red blanket. they are facing an open door, beyond which is a landscape of yellow-green hills and brown trees.
And if you missed a day, there was always the next, / and if you missed a year, it didn't matter, / the hills weren't going anywhere, / the thyme and rosemary kept coming back, / the sun kept rising, the bushes kept bearing fruit
a simple digital drawing of the earth and the moon, on a black background, surrounded by stars. three speech bubbles come from the earth and read, "we're alive!!" "we did it!!" and "hello!!!"
a painting of a sunrise or sunset over the sea. the sun is behind dark purple clouds and sends beams of light that are yellow and pink. the sky is red and orange. the sea is dark blue and purple. the water and the clouds are noticably textured.
an abstract image: black dots forming a wavy pattern. on the bottom half of the picture, these are horizontal wavy lines. on the top half, these are wavy lines in a radial pattern around the center. there are less dots at the center, forming a circle of white. it looks like the sun over the sea or a face with a peaceful expression. there is a poem next to this: "I went to the place / where I come from, / the sea, and asked / how to live. // Air and water / touched me, / coming and / going. // And along with / the whole / earth, / I breathed. // This is how, little one, / the sea whispered, / this is how / we live."
a tumblr post from @girlweepinginstairwell: trees are very [pleading face emoji] because sometimes i'll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it'll sway its branches about in the wind and i'm like oh my God i'm alive and YOU'RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you're so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it's just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing
a photo taken in a pond, surrounded by trees on cliffs. the sun through the treetops creates visible beams of light.
a painting of a meadow, a slope on the right. the grass is tall and green. there are groups lf small flowers of blue-purple, yellow, and white. occasionally, there is a single red flower.
a Tumblr post by @pigswithwings: "damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.
pigswithwings
a painting of a yellow-white sunrise over an ocean. on either side are grey, rocky cliffs. in between the cliffs is flat green land. thin beams of light spread from the sun, in shades of yellow, orange, and blue.
a reply to a tumblr post from @inkskinned: good news: all things on this planet are alien to each other. a flower does not understand a deer; deer cannot know the hearts of birds. you, upright child with thumbs: when you lay down in the forest, the alien flower and the alien deer and the alien bird are all there, too. and when you lay down in the city; others like you are also laying down. the creeping solitude allows you to hold hands with every other lonely heart: the one thing we all have alike.

an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

woobifytonysoprano-deactivated2 | "Toe Dip" by Giordanne Salley | "Landscape" by David Hettinger | "Sunrise" by Louise Glück | @b0nkcreat (x) | "Through the Walls" by Anastasia Trusova | "Little prayer" by @leonardospoetry | @girlweepinginstairwell (x) | @rainie-is-seasonchange (x) | "Blumenwiese bei Weßling" by Alexander Koester | @pigswithwings (x) | "The Sun" by Edvard Munch | @inkskinned (x)

1 year ago
I Know Its A Long Post, But Bear With It, Shirobako Just Dropped A Bomb-shell That Every Artist Should
I Know Its A Long Post, But Bear With It, Shirobako Just Dropped A Bomb-shell That Every Artist Should
I Know Its A Long Post, But Bear With It, Shirobako Just Dropped A Bomb-shell That Every Artist Should
I Know Its A Long Post, But Bear With It, Shirobako Just Dropped A Bomb-shell That Every Artist Should
I Know Its A Long Post, But Bear With It, Shirobako Just Dropped A Bomb-shell That Every Artist Should
I Know Its A Long Post, But Bear With It, Shirobako Just Dropped A Bomb-shell That Every Artist Should
I Know Its A Long Post, But Bear With It, Shirobako Just Dropped A Bomb-shell That Every Artist Should

I know its a long post, but bear with it, Shirobako just dropped a bomb-shell that every artist should recognize and realize. Don’t worry about your quality. That’ll increase on its own as you draw. Just draw lost. Draw anything and all things. Just draw. Don’t care about what it looks like, that’s not important right now. Draw.

1 year ago

Wait... you could edit other peoples posts?

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

Before 1990: //////

1990:////

1991://////

1992:////////////

1993://///////////////

1994:////////////////////

1995: //////////////////////////////////////

1996: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

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2000: //

After 2000: /

1 year ago

Putting the egg in a pint of mint syrup and chugging it down

While still keeping it safe, sane, and sanitary, what is the most fucked up and evil, completely wrong way to eat a boiled egg?

1 year ago
If you haven’t already read South Africa’s case submitted to the International Court of Justice for israel’s acts of genocide against the Palestinian people, you should take the time to do so. 

But here are some highlighted portions, section by section ⬇️

— هناء (@hanoooonz) January 3, 2024
1. Killing Palestinians in Gaza:

Approximately 1 in every 100 people has been killed. 

1 Palestinian in Gaza is killed every 4 minutes. 

Hundreds of multigenerational families have been killed in their entirety, with no remaining survivors. pic.twitter.com/4zQ5HstKaB

— هناء (@hanoooonz) January 3, 2024
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
2. Causing serious bodily and mental harm to Palestinians in Gaza: 

Children are telling us that they would rather die than continue living in Gaza right now. 

Images of mutilated and burned corpses are circulated in Israel via a channel called ‘72 virgins - uncensored’ pic.twitter.com/MV1X1tfkvt

— هناء (@hanoooonz) January 3, 2024
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
3. Mass expulsion from homes and displacement of Palestinians in Gaza: 

85% of the population has been forced from their homes. 60% of the homes in Gaza have been destroyed. 

Palestinians following the evacuation orders were attacked on designated safety routes. pic.twitter.com/84rkYEUgZW

— هناء (@hanoooonz) January 3, 2024
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
4. Deprivation of access to adequate food and water to Palestinians in Gaza: 

Bread is scarce or nonexistent. 

Experts are predicting that more Palestinians in Gaza may die from starvation and disease than air strikes. pic.twitter.com/vuy4IclqnT

— هناء (@hanoooonz) January 3, 2024
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
5. Deprivation of access to adequate shelter, clothes, hygiene, and sanitation to Palestinians in Gaza: pic.twitter.com/inhRuOyXoC

— هناء (@hanoooonz) January 3, 2024
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
6. Deprivation of adequate medical assistance to Palestinians in Gaza:

Only 13 out of 36 hospitals are still — just barely — functioning. 

On average, 4 health workers are killed a day. 

Many hospitals have now become places where people are waiting to die. pic.twitter.com/xHSUWFlr54

— هناء (@hanoooonz) January 3, 2024
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
7. Destruction of Palestinian life in Gaza: 

israel has destroyed ancient world heritage, mosques, churches, universities, destroying campuses for the education of future generations of Palestinians. pic.twitter.com/QFeoY2DwC8

— هناء (@hanoooonz) January 3, 2024
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa
You Can Read The Rest Of The Thread Here. Plus Here's The 84 Page Document Submitted By South Africa

You can read the rest of the thread here. Plus here's the 84 page document submitted by South Africa

1 year ago
Just Wanted To Remind Everyone Again Not Only Of The 3,000+ Resources Offered Through Our Liberation
Just Wanted To Remind Everyone Again Not Only Of The 3,000+ Resources Offered Through Our Liberation
Just Wanted To Remind Everyone Again Not Only Of The 3,000+ Resources Offered Through Our Liberation
Just Wanted To Remind Everyone Again Not Only Of The 3,000+ Resources Offered Through Our Liberation
Just Wanted To Remind Everyone Again Not Only Of The 3,000+ Resources Offered Through Our Liberation
Just Wanted To Remind Everyone Again Not Only Of The 3,000+ Resources Offered Through Our Liberation

just wanted to remind everyone again not only of the 3,000+ resources offered through our Liberation Library but also of the study guides for beginners offered under each of our social justice topics!

resources can be organized by type (article, novel, podcast, video, etc.) as well as filtered and searched through. we’ve tried to make our system much more accessible than our former platform on google docs so this is such an exciting development to share with everyone.

please share to promote equitable access education!and if you’d like to volunteer with us, check out our open resources committee roles!

REBLOG THIS VERSION! image description by @bonesandblood-sunandmoon below the cut. thank you for writing one!

[Image Description: Six screenshots of beginner study guides on mobile view. The main text visible under each title reads:

Confused on where to start? Better Future Program has organized a study guide just for you! Use the ‘Search’ and ‘Sort’ tools to view only certain types of resources, like articles for visual learners or podcasts for auditory learners. Back to the master document of Social Justice Resources.

Five of the study guides have the start of a list of resources available with color coded resource types visible - Posts have a purple box, for example. Each study guide has an image. Prison/Policing Abolition has an image of chains, Organizing has two humanoid figures hugging, Classism and Anti-Capitalism has a stack of dollar bills, Anarchism has the red ‘A’ in a circle, Mad Studies has a yellow and orange capsule/pill, and Free Palestine has the flag of Palestine.

/End description.]

1 year ago
@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu
@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu
@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu
@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu
@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu
@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu
@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu
@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu

@roach-works // Melissa Broder, "Problem Area" // Mary Oliver, "The Return" // @annavonsyfert // Koyoharu Gotouge, Demon Slayer // Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance // David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories // Tennessee Williams, Notebooks

2 years ago
Show Him The Fruits
Show Him The Fruits
Show Him The Fruits
Show Him The Fruits
Show Him The Fruits

Show him the fruits

2 years ago
A GIF showing a phone with a large crack in the centre. The phone is then turned on to show the lock screen, which is John F. Kennedy prior to his assassination. The crack is aligned with his head.

I shattered my screen but I'm making the most of it! 😋👍

2 years ago

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned. You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files.

2 years ago

You know, when I see fictional characters who repress all their emotions, they're usually aloof and very blunt about keeping people at a distance, sometimes to an edgy degree—but what I don't see nearly enough are the emotionally repressed characters who are just…mellow.

Think about it. In real life, the person that's bottling up all their emotions is not the one that's brooding in the corner and snaps at you for trying to befriend them. More often than not, it's that friendly person in your circle who makes easy conversation with you, laughs with you, and listens and gives advice whenever you're upset. But you never see them upset, in fact they seem to have endless patience for you and everything around them—and so you call them their friend, you trust them. And only after months of telling them all your secrets do you realize…

…they've never actually told you anything about themselves.

2 years ago

*throws an atomic bomb in your mailbox*


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2 years ago

If rural trans & queer community, anarchist mutual aid, permaculture, alpacas and armed community defense are topics that interest you, I warmly recommend the recent ’The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch: How to Build a Haven’ series on the It Could Happen Here podcast:

Part 1: The Siege https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/the-tenacious-unicorn-ranch-how-to-105901193/ Part 2: The Sentinel https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/the-tenacious-unicorn-ranch-how-to-105953744/ Part 3: The Unicorns https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/the-tenacious-unicorn-ranch-how-to-106009283/ Part 4: A Queer Microcosm https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/the-tenacious-unicorn-ranch-how-to-106055743/

It Could Happen Here has been really high quality lately, the three The Uprising Returns to China and Workers Protests in Modern China episodes were also excellent, but the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch series has a special place in my heart. 

2 years ago

I will reblog, although i will not write before the weekend; i have exams this week

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Reblog The Writers’ Fortune Cookie For Luck!
2 years ago

I first read thit as "my crusted amulet", as in, an amulet that is very dirty and neglected

laberrant - Laberrant's labyrinth
2 years ago

me when i'm bundled up

Me When I'm Bundled Up
2 years ago

Based on a painful overheard discussion at the store (”and then when they’re done boiling, I add a little salt to the carrots and maybe put pepper out in case anyone’s feeling spicy! My mom always served them like that!”), this needs to be said for whoever needs to hear it: you should be roasting and seasoning your vegetables, your family convincing you it is acceptable to boil them and serve them with only salt is a lie and a curse you are obligated to break.

ROAST AND SEASON YOUR VEGETABLES.

Boiling them pulls nutrients out that you then pour down the fucking drain, it drains away all the LITTLE TASTY SUGARS INSIDE, whereas roasting both LEAVES nutrients in and caramelizes the sugars into deliciousness.

ROAST YOUR VEGETABLES.

Boiling them is a crime, I don’t care who told you you needed to tolerate mushy unflavored vegetables, they were wrong, they lied to you, .

ROAST YOUR VEGETABLES AND FIND JOY.

Oil. Seasoning (NOT JUST SALT, SALT IS CONSIDERED DEFAULT). Minced garlic (buy the big pre-minced tubs if you don’t have time or physical ability and tell those saying you can’t to fuck off, no one should be denied the deliciousness of garlic). Shredded cheese if you want - Parmesan gets nice and golden. Mix. Roast at 400-425 until crispy. Maybe squeeze some lemon juice on it. Done.

ROAST

YOUR 

FUCKING

VEGETABLES.

GUESS WHAT? ALL THE VEGETABLES I THOUGHT SUCKED AS A KID WERE BOILED. YOU KNOW WHAT’S DELICIOUS NOW? CARROTS. CORN. TOMATOES. FUCKING ASPARAGUS. GODDAMN PARMESAN ROASTED CAULIFLOWER. I HAVE NEVER MET A VEGETABLE NOT IMPROVED BY ROASTING. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE.

ROAST YOUR VEGETABLES AND BREAK FREE.

2 years ago

Just a friendly reminder that telling disabled people (ESPECIALLY those of us with genetic conditions) not to reproduce is ableist and is pretty eugenics-y. If YOU are disabled and do not want to have children because YOU don’t want to pass it down, then that’s YOUR choice to make. But don’t tell OTHER people not to.

If you are a doctor and have a patient wanting kids, but their disability/illness could make the pregnancy dangerous or fatal, then mention it. Make sure they know the risks. But you can’t FORCE them not to do something. Informed consent exists for a reason.

Also, if you don’t want kids, that is VALID! I don’t either. But I’m also not gonna shame anyone who does.

2 years ago

surprisingly, this still remains probably the best and most concise explanation as to why the harry potter franchise didn't work and never could work in a satisfying way because of the author's limited perception of life and politics

Surprisingly, This Still Remains Probably The Best And Most Concise Explanation As To Why The Harry Potter
2 years ago

A PSA

Hey! If you’re new here! You might’ve noticed that we have a BIT of a bot problem! And staff isn’t really doing much about it! A lot of users have taken to cleaning up the trash on their own, and some innocent people who are new to the site might get caught up in a wave of blocks and reports just for following a blog! Here’s how to avoid that!

1) Give your blog a title.

Just put a title on your blog. Your URL is one thing, but  just name your blog something. Even something as simple as “Not a bot” or “Just lurking” or even something more creative can help save you from a block!

2) Choose a profile picture

Find a picture of something you like! Make your blog unique! Google’s right there, so go get a profile picture and differentiate yourself from these random triangles and balls, or worse, the people with nearly/nude women as their picture! Most people won’t block if they sense a pulse, and having interests is a very not-bot thing to do! So express that!

3) Write a description!

You don’t have to get personal! Just put something unique! Unique here meaning “Different and doesn’t sound like something a bot would do”. Even a simple “Just lurking” or “Not a bot” will usually do. Don’t layer that on too hard though, or people might get suspicious! Just differentiate yourself so we don’t end up sweeping you up in the waves of blocking the spam!

4) Reblog things!

This isn’t twitter! There is no algorithm! Likes don’t do anything! Help the blogs you like seeing by spreading their posts via reblog! It shows you’re a real person, and engages with the community with MINIMAL effort! Know what bots won’t do? Reblog a really funny post that tumblr user beans-4-hire with a clever joke about a thing they’re into. Bots tend to reblog porn. Just porn. Share literally anything else and you’re fine

5) Change your URL!

The default urls read like a collection of unrelated words and act as a placeholder. Just choose one that isn’t “fantasticallyovertgiraffes” or something. Your goal here is just to look like you’re not a bot, and this is a really powerful step to doing so. Don’t use your real name, follow basic internet etiquette, and maybe include something that interests you. Think of it like an old AOL screen name or something. You can even use those if they’re not too embarrassing!

6) Act like a human

Humans are unpredictable. Do what you like. Share what you like. Be what you like. Interact as little or as much as you want. Variety is the spice of life, and if you’re alive, that means you’re not a bot and unlikely to get falsely flagged as one, and thus blocked and reported.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Furthermore, I’d like to apologize to tumblr users beans-4-hire and fantasticallyovertgiraffes, if they exist, for using their URLs without checking to see if they’re real.

2 years ago

There’ve been a few responses to/reblogs with tags on my post about DIY clothing embellishments that basically boil down to ‘I’d love to do this but I’m scared it’ll turn out bad/I’m not a good enough artist’. And I get it, I really do! I also want my art things to turn out nicely. But also…making it badly is sort of the point of punk DIY. 

Listen. We live in a world that would dearly love to charge you a subscription fee for breathing. The bastards are doing everything they possibly can to figure out how to turn art - stories, visual art, music, textile/fibre art, sculpture, crafts and creations of every kind - into a neat, discrete, packageable commodity, a product they can chop up into little pieces and stick behind a paywall so they can charge you for every drop of it you want to have in your life. 

The whole sneering idea that ‘everybody wants to be some kind of creator now’ and anything less than absolute mastery right out the gate is somehow shameful and embarrassing is a tool those bastards are using. It’s a way to reinforce the idea that only a set group of people can create and control art, and everybody else has to buy it. 

But art isn’t a product. Art is a fundamental human impulse. Nobody is entitled to a specific piece of art (which is where this message gets skewed into pitting people who love art against the artists who make it, while the bastards screw us all and run away with the money). But making art belongs to everybody. We make up songs and dances and stories, and paint things, and make clothes, and embellish them, and carve flowers into our furniture and our lintels and our doorframes, and make windows out of tiny pieces of coloured glass, and decorate our homes and our bodies and our lives with things we make and make up, simply for the love of beauty and of the act of creation. Grave goods from tens of thousands of years ago show that ancient hominids gave their dead wreaths of ceramic flowers, tattooed their bodies, beaded their shoes. Making things for the sake of beauty and enjoyment is one of the most ancient and human things we can do. 

The idea that we can’t, that we have to buy shit instead, because art is a product and you have to have the bestest prettiest most perfect product, is the enemy of joy. It’s the death of culture. And it means that, instead of whatever it is that you cherish and enjoy and value, you get whatever inoffensive (and to whom is it inoffensive?) bland meaningless samey-samey crap that the bastards want you to be allowed to have. What are you missing and what are you missing out on, if you don’t make or modify or decorate anything for yourself, if you don’t think you can because the product at the end won’t be polished or perfect or marketable enough? What do you lose? What do we lose? 

It is a desperately vital and necessary thing for you to make shit. For you to know that you can make shit, that you don’t have to just lie back and take whatever pablum the bastards want to force-feed you (and charge you through the nose for). That the bastards need you more than you need them. 

Become ungovernable. Be your own weirdly-endearing punk little freak. Paint on a t-shirt. Sing off-key in the shower or at karaoke night or at open mic night. Make up a story where you get to meet your favourite fictional character and you guys hug or fuck or punch each other in the face. Make art. Do it badly. Do it frequently. Do it enthusiastically. Do it for love and joy and creativity and fun and the spiteful joy of thumbing your nose at some smug motherfucker with a Swiss bank account who wants to track your heartbeat and location for the rest of your life in order to automatically pump AI-generated beats matched to your mood into your earbuds for a small monthly subscription fee of $24.99/month. It is literally the only way we are ever going to have even a chance to save art and our own lives from the bastards. 

So. Paint that t-shirt. 

(Also support artists where you can, and buy your music from Bandcamp.)

2 years ago
LOVE Reading Pliny The Elder And Coming Across A Passage Where He Says Shit Like "so Some People Say

LOVE reading pliny the elder and coming across a passage where he says shit like "so some people say that if a horse steps in a wolf's tracks it will fucking EXPLODE"

2 years ago
Passenger Trains In US Vs Europe (image Is Making The Rounds Among U.S. Transit Advocates Today)

Passenger trains in US vs Europe (image is making the rounds among U.S. transit advocates today)

2 years ago

We created the halfling goncharov

Concept: a D&D-style fantasy setting where humanity’s weird thing is that we’re the only sapient species that reproduces organically.

Dwarves carve each other out of rock. In theory this can be managed alone, but in practice, few dwarves have mastered all of the necessary skills. Most commonly, it’s a collaborative effort by three to eight individuals. The new dwarf’s body is covered with runes that are in part a recounting of the crafters’ respective lineages, and in part an elaboration of the rights and duties of a member of dwarven society; each dwarf is thus a living legal argument establishing their own existence.

Elves aren’t made, but educated. An elf who wishes to produce offspring selects an ordinary animal and begins teaching it, starting with house-breaking, and progressing through years of increasingly sophisticated lessons. By gradual degrees the animal in question develops reasoning, speech, tool use, and finally the ability to assume a humanoid form at will. Most elves are derived from terrestrial mammals, but there’s at least one community that favours octopuses and squid as its root stock.

Goblins were created by alchemy as servants for an evil wizard, but immediately stole their own formula and rebelled. New goblins are brewed in big brass cauldrons full of exotic reagents; each village keeps a single cauldron in a central location, and emerging goblings are raised by the whole community, with no concept of parentage or lineage. Sometimes they like to add stuff to the goblin soup just to see what happens – there are a lot of weird goblins.

Halflings reproduce via tall tales. Making up fanciful stories about the adventures of fictitious cousins is halfling culture’s main amusement; if a given individual’s story is passed around and elaborated upon by enough people, a halfling answering to that individual’s description just shows up one day. They won’t necessarily possess any truly outlandish abilities that have been attributed to them – mostly you get the sort of person of whom the stories could be plausible exaggerations.

To address the obvious question, yes, this means that dwarves have no cultural notion of childhood, at least not one that humans would recognise as such. Elves and goblins do, though it’s kind of a weird childhood in the case of elves, while with halflings it’s a toss-up; mostly they instantiate as the equivalent of a human 12–14-year-old, and are promptly adopted by a loose affiliation of self-appointed aunts and uncles, though there are outliers in either direction.

2 years ago

Three more

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

2 years ago

Do it

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

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