johndoe-cant-read
don't assume I can read just because I read fanfiction
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There comes a time when fandom becomes less of an escape from anxiety to being the source of anxiety. Sometimes I need to remind myself what’s important to focus on, and I made this chart to help me with that.
(Posting this at the request of a few people. The design/concept was inspired by an instagram post about covid-19 located here).
I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it.
It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.
More (not really) Ultimate ability slander!
(Someone needs to enlighten me on the Diasomnia UMs since the wiki is pretty barren and I don't know them that well yet ;0;)
Part 1
Men will literally construct an elaborate fake persona, make a fortune off of organized crime, throw insanely lavish parties every single Friday, and spend hours staring at a green light across the water instead of going to therapy
“I wish we had more complicated characters in book!”
YALL COULDN’T EVEN HANDLE HER‼️
this image haunted me until i made it real
Today's THE DAY!
daisy 🥂
Btw ur not allowed to make a gatsby reimagining or adaptation if you don't care about daisy
back at it again in Fleur City
Hey, so.... my Book 2 is looking a little different from everyone else's???
(I am not sorry for Bertona and Ernilia but I am sorry THIS is how I draw Peepaw for the first time...)
Once upon a dream~
Grim you little shit
"can I DM you?" babe we're mutuals, we can touch tongues if you want
Stop being delusional about fictional characters
With as little respect as I can muster, no
idk if this counts as parallels but they look similar 🤫🧏♂️
stop holding ya pee for so damn long
Detective Time! Book 2 keeping the ball rolling with mystery, lore, Grilled Cheeseburglers, and wild Malleus appearances.
no one:
absolutely no one:
Heartslabyul furniture:
"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat
