Blowjob? More Like Nojob! #unemployed

RIP Toad Chavé you would've loved BoJack's AA circle

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

i was meant to be someones spoiled and mischievous house cat

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.

split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change