Okay I Laughed So Bad

Axl: Did I just scream like a woman?

Izzy: Don't flatter yourself. You scream like a girl.

So proud of my house

. Gryffindor proud .

THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE WTF?!

the belonging you seek is not behind you—                    it is ahead.

Me: *Sees fanart of one of my ships being cute and in love*

Me: Awwww

Me: *Notices that one or both of them is wearing a wedding ring*

Me: AaaAaaaawwkskdowkdkad

FUCKING CUTIES!

Love them

Finn: Poe is afraid of plywood

Poe: That was a secret!

Finn: I know and I’m sorry but I need them to stop talking about how I don’t like chewing gum but I carry it around anyway because I want people to like me

Poe: I feel so betrayed

Finn: I love you

Poe: I love you too

Finn:

Poe: Finn doesn’t know how to read an analog clock!

Finn: *gasps* bitch

My two husbands

Han Solo // Poe Dameron

- great but arrogant pilots (can fly/drive anything) - had criminal past (spice running), but decided to change - excellent conversationalists (well, they think so) - get along with Chewie really well  - like doing crazy dangerous stuff - have problems with subordination - love flying - have sarcastic sense of humor - cunning bastards  - love calling women ‘ladies’ - poseurs - have tension relationships with female friend (Leia/Rey) - outfits and hairstyle! - like to point a finger - DIFFICULT MEN - often annoyed at C-3PO - LOVE THE FALCON (call it ‘she’), although often become reason of troubles for beloved ship - unleashed (they love opening their chest) - still have inner child (their childish behavior lol)

poe becoming acting general in leia's place and his first decision is to also make finn general, to work alongside him.. we got general poe dameron and general finn of the resistance. we won.

Imagine not being in love with them, couldn’t relate

Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker

Han Solo: Hi, Kid.

Luke: You can call me Luke.

Han Solo: Alright , Junior.

Luke: What... my name is Luke!

Han Solo: Ok, blondie.

Luke: I... You are always like this?

Han Solo: You mean cool and handsome? Yes, Princess.

Luke:

Skysolo was real ok?!