Something Something The Visceral Horror GLaDOS Must Feel After Watching Chell For So Long, Only For Her

they need to give me a sword, one so holy it's very presence burns those filled with evil. and then i need to corrupt it, turn it inert, into a simple heavy blade bereft of it's once holy power. i will bathe it in the blood of the innocent and kind, until the once glorious songs of battle sung by the blade are replaced with cries of sorrow. and thn ill hauve sex wth it

Prev’s junk is cold. Reblog to put it in your mouth

i love twitter warfare

Canon has been all over the place but I still think the yautja society is a matriarchal one. The women lounge about having lesbian trysts and keeping things running while the the men scurry about obsessed with their status and trophy count.

“Yes dear, enjoy your ‘hunting trip’ with the boys. Some of us have important things to do around here.”

This post was brought to you by lesbians who like giant buff alien ladies and wish there was some female yautja representation, hopefully, they would be happy to keep some of us as pets.

uuu should definitely trick me into downloadinn spywaree on mi puter so uuu can see everythin ii do,,

then uuu should text mii right at the moment uuu see me texting othr ppls (๑/////๑ " )

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weird anons are encouraged, weird people/freaks are encouraged, please talk to me!!! yanderes are definitely encouraged, i promise to be a good darling for you <3333

i love being a girl

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks