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“Oh yeah, of course. That’s the whole point.”
David Leviathan on Suzanne Collins // Revenge of the Sith novelization // Taylor Swift, Hoax // Aeschylus, Orestes // Paramore, Last Hope // Aeschylus and Robert Icke, Orestia // @sw_holocron & Tony Gilroy, Twitter
‘It’s like opening the fridge when you’re not hungry’.
-That’s Not What Happened by Kody Kiplinger
Possibly the greatest description of asexuality I’ve seen so far, at least for me.
The character then goes onto explain how she doesn’t hate ‘food’ or the prospect of eating it and if she did eat she might enjoy it but that she just doesn’t want eat, at least for now. And that if she ever did want to ‘eat’ in the future, it wouldn’t be because the food changed, but because she did.
Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
Laika: 1954-1957
Opportunity Rover: 2004-2019
thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe
When a person interrupts your reading:
When your pet interrupts your reading:
After Harry Potter came out, many videos surfaced online of people running into brick walls at train stations as a joke. While at one of these such train stations a friend dares you to run into a wall. They pull out their phone and start recording as you reluctantly run towards the wall. Expecting to hit it, you brace for impact but none comes— when you open your eyes again, the platform is empty and the train you see is most definitely not the Hogwarts Express.
The Foxes modeling their own merch because they’re all extra™️ Assholes
((Yes I know the names are wrong on dans jacket,, it was late okay,, I’m lazy))
big mood
Harry Potter + Percy Jackson and the Olympians chapter titles
I Don’t Like This
I’m Trying But They’re Hot
The Circle Of Idiots
Thanks, I Hate It
My Icy Heart! It’s Melting!
It May Be Stupid But At Least Nobody Can Call Me A Wuss
That Was A Lot Easier Than Expected
How Was My Innocent Mind Supposed To Know That
Funny Story (Ben Drowned)
I’ll Go Down In History As The Worlds Biggest Idiot
The Fellowship of the Thing
At Least There’s A Dog
I Came, I Saw, I Left
A Paycheck’s A Paycheck
And Then I Didn’t
It’s Unnecessary But It Establishes Power
Boy, That Sure Was Weird
Interesting Concept But Poor Execution
You Should’ve Seen Their Face
I Defied Death For This
There’s Something Hilarious About Being Both A Perfectionist and A Procrastinator
Pasta La Vista
Its me. I am the April Fool.
Pure Unbridled Rage
Third Base Is Calming My Panic Attack
I Need Validation But Also Nobody To Know Me
Terrifying. I Love It.
Killed For Sport
Ironically Alive
[Character Name] and the Fortress of Trust Issues
Previously On: Chaotic Stupid
Scully, You’re Not Gonna Believe This
Capri Sun Captain
Cool, Im Outta Here
Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool
All I Do Is Wear Cool Outfits, Tell Jokes and Hide My Depression
Is That A Coping Mechanism?
Who Invited The Flock Of Seagulls
Power Move: No Skill Needed, Just Be Amused By Confusion
Is This A Cutscene
Welcome To The Trash House
Item: Doubt
Confrontation Scares Me
I Live For Destruction
Chapter 1: Yes, I’m Rewriting Everything
I Wasn’t Prepared For Parenthood
*The Pink Panther Theme Song*
I Regret Everything
The Dark Side Of Ambition
Patting My Own Shoulder
I’m Going To Make This Weird
Ability Acquired: Existential Crisis
Level Up
This Is The Sad Part
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Begrudgingly Saving The World
Why What How
This Is Everything I Never Wanted
Why Did I Do That
This Is Too Intense
So I decided that, with the influx of people who are writing winged characters (and therefore the influx of errors that come with writing winged characters), I’d make a little thing to help you slap a pair of wings onto anyone!
This is also a bit personal, too, because the MC in my upcoming novel has wings!
Part of being a writer is the desire to take something (whether it be a pre-existing work or an idea in your head) and make it into your own. So, instead of just going with the classic bird wings, why not spice it up a bit? If your character is an angel, you certainly don’t have to stick to the classic depictions of angel wings. Why not give them butterfly wings or dragonfly wings?
Here’s a small list of different types of wings to choose from:
Bat wings
Beetle wings
Bird wings
Butterfly/Moth wings
Dragonfly wings
Note that these wings are for animals who can fly. There are also animals who can “fly” that actually glide, such as sugar gliders and flying squirrels.
Yeah, so the options are pretty limited, but feel free to make up your own kinds of wings that aren’t necessarily based on a pre-existing creature’s wings!
If your wings are completely unique, draw them out. A diagram or picture is key when it comes to things like description. I’m not gonna tell you what everything does and give you Animal Wing Anatomy 101, that’s for you to research. Know that there are different types of wings and that they have different uses, strengths, and weaknesses.
Surprise, surprise!
“But wait, Maddy!” you cry, writing utensil in hand and poised to stab me. “I thought we were supposed to were supposed to show our research!”
Well, you are. Technically that’s not wrong. But, readers don’t want to know ALL of it. Over-described wings are sometimes worse than under-described wings; what sucks more than not knowing what a character’s wings look like is having to look up wing anatomy in the middle of the chapter!
Only use the most basic of vocabulary when it comes to describing the parts of the wing. Most of the time, you just have to say “bat wing” or “feathery wing” and the readers get the basic idea. (Like seriously, do you think the readers know what a dactylopatagium brevis is????? It’s a part of skin on a bat’s wing btw)
Unless your character’s wings can fade away when they’re not needed, wings are a 100% real, 24/7 thing! It’s bothersome when writers mention the wings in one chapter and then only bring them up when there’s a daring escape that needs to be performed! Most of the time, I forget that the characters even have wings at all!
There is also the fact that wings aren’t all pros and no cons. If they’re functional, they’re probably big, and if they’re muscular, they’re probably bulky. If your character is clumsy, they’ll probably knock things over constantly, and if they’re not clumsy, they’ll still knock things over constantly.
Your wings are two (or four, or five, or six quintillion) extra appendages; they’re a part of your character! You don’t have to spend every second reminding the readers that they’re there, but don’t go long stretches of time without even mentioning them.
Why wouldn’t you want to describe the wings? I mean, you don’t want to describe every minute detail over and over again, but it’ll boost your word count a lot more than you think. They can also be used to convey your character’s feelings without explicitly telling the reader! It’s like a new set of facial expressions!
See? You can tell he’s wary and ready to fight from the movement of his wings! Also he’s crouching next to a dead body but that’s not relevant right now
Here’s a list of wing language (?) that you can incorporate into your story that will not only increase your word count, but will also add to the sustenance of your story!
Nervous
Twitch
Flutter
Ripple
Fold tightly
Fidget
Flap
Angry
Flare
Bristle
Fluff up
Ripple
Beat
Raise up
Snap open
Happy
Flutter
Curl up
Ripple
Wave
Flap
During Battle
Bludgeon
Smack
Bat
Clout
Whack
Kick someone’s legs out from under them
Snap someones neck (only for muscular wings like bat and bird wings)
Problems that may come with having wings
Poke out from under blankets and let all of the cold air in
Stepped on
Get pins and needles from being folded for too long
Squashed on chairs/ in beds/ in crowded hallways
Vulnerable in battle
Molting (for bird wings)
Technology is the answer, but what was the question?
Cedric Price (via inthenoosphere)
Well said.
This is the Dead Sea. The saltiest place on earth, second only to Nesta’s bitch ass.
— Feyre
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli
Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Sáenz
Silent by Sara Alva
One Man Guy by Michael Barakiva
Wonders of the Invisible World by Christopher Barzak
The Darkest Part of the Forest by Holly Black
Gives Light by Rose Christo
Stranger Than Fanfiction by Chris Colfer
Carry the Ocean by Heidi Cullinan
Tales from Foster High by John Goode
Half Bad Books (Half Bad, Half Wild, Half Lost) by Sally Green
Totally Joe by James Howe
After School Activities by Dirk Hunter
The Five Stages of Andrew Brawley by Shaun David Hutchinson
We Are the Ants by Shaun David Hutchinson
At the Edge of the Universe by Shaun David Hutchinson
The Boy Who Couldn’t Fly Straight by Jeff Jacobson
Haffling by Caleb James
The Red Sheet by Mia Kerick
The Lightning-Struck Heart by T.J. Klune
Openly Straight by Bill Konigsberg
Boy Meets Boy by David Levithan
Two Boys Kissing by David Levithan
How to Repair a Mechanical Heart by J.C. Lillis
When Ryan Came Back by Devon McCormack
The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller
Hero by Perry Moore
Teeth by Hannah Moskowitz
I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson
Play Me, I’m Yours by Madison Parker
Here’s to You, Zeb Pike by Johanna Parkhurst
Junior Hero Blues by J.K. Pendragon
When Everything Feels Like the Movies by Raziel Reid
The Hammer of Thor by Rick Riordan
The Hidden Oracle by Rick Riordan
Carry On by Rainbow Rowell
Rainbow Boys by Alex Sanchez
So Hard to Say by Alex Sanchez
More Happy Than Not by Adam Silvera
History is All You Left Me by Adam Silvera
Grasshopper Jungle by Andrew Smith
Freak Show by James St. James
Ray of Sunlight by Brynn Stein
(In)visible by Anyta Sunday
366 Days by Kiyoshi Tanaka
Because You’ll Never Meet Me by Leah Thomas
Fan Art by Sarah Tregay
Suicide Watch by Kelley York
Chuck: killing isn’t always the answer
Lucifer: right, but what if the question is killing
Lucifer: then the answer is always yes
Me: ok, time to sleep, tomorrow will be a very busy day.
My brain: just read a lil fanfic, some quality good night reading.
*800k and 20 chapters later*
My brain: that’s what I’m talking about.
Tony: I have anxiety and depression but no one fucking cares about that, they just want to talk about how fucking smart I am.
Steve: There are times I regret things. Like waking up.
Bucky: There are tears in my eyes but don’t think for a second that i have emotions.
Thor: I’m so happy until you get to all the reasons I’m not.
Clint: Two words: Mafia. Pigeons.
Natasha: [Completely serious] If I continue on the path I’m currently on, I’ll probably become an assassin.
Bruce: [Taking deep breaths] I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking - [sCrEaMs in OuTrAgE]
Peter Parker: [window suddenly shuts without any breeze or outside force] the fucking ghosts are back.
Loki: To be honest, I should care, but then I remember… I couldn’t give a fuck about any of this.
At the cosmic scale, liquid water is rarer than gold
I’ll never be that mature
This king’s ruled long enough—it’s time to tear his castle down.
Vivi come se stessi per morire, perché, sì, stiamo effettivamente, biologicamente, naturalmente, tutti morendo.
Elisa Priano (via unsolstiziodestate)
Vivi come se non ci fosse un domani, ragiona come se non dovessi morire mai
thealternativegirlworld (via thealternativegirlworld)
you: carpe diem
me, a goth: carpe noctem
spn writers: misha, we have a few different versions of cas this season
misha, who holds a wealth of accents inside of him and can't resist himself ever: hold my lemon-infused water