Latest Posts by hetfieldlvr - Page 2
i thought this shi was cal gabriel😭‼️
i miss my andre kriegman bro🙁 but i know im the LAST person he wants to talk to😔 he was js like him, only difference was he had an edgar cut
can u draw eric harris as tha all my students r morons meme but make da text smth like alll my classm8s r morons or such thnk you 😁😁
i though this was funny☝️‼️
artyom anoufriev edit⁉️
i wanted to make it even better but idk how to🤥
THERES THIS KID IN MY ENGLISH CLASS AND HE LOOKS LIKE HIM UGHH I WANNA BE HIS GIRLFRIEND😔‼️
Joost
bro is ur fuckign pfp the shit i made⁉️😭
but JOOST JOOST‼️‼️‼️
SOME OF MY ZERO DAY HEAD CANNONS🤓☝️ (they are real bad and random)
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- andre probably had some type of jealousy at cals ‘attractiveness’ but he wouldn’t say anything.
-when andre and cal would have sleepovers, whoever’s house they were in the guest would be forced to sleep on he floor (ex: when they slept at andre’s house, andre would make cal sleep on the floor while andre would be cozied up in bed)
-andre got bullied more than cal but andre would just be pissed over it and cal would have a total crash out, EVEN THO CAL DOESNT GET BULLIED A WHOLE LOT.
-cal has tried to get andre and rachel to be friends once but when he left the room they sat there waiting for him to come back and when he did they began to talk again.
-rachel thought cal was gay for andre for a little bit.
-andre hates doing presentations. not because he’s nervous but because he hates everyone in his classes.
-when andre said he wanted to shoot up the school for the very first time cal was like 😲
-if Ark was made in the 2000s, cal would play it and andre would clown on him for it.
-cal would order pizzas to ‘bother’ andre but andre does NOT care🙅♀️ (cuz he making money🤑)
-every time cal would do something weird, andre would ignore it because he either does not care, didnt really process what he said, or thinks that cal says this type of shit all the time.
-andre would pretend to throw punches at cal but he would use so much force that sometimes he actually does punch him and he would say “oops” and try not to laugh.
-when andre would drink like a coke or something and he has to burp, he taps on cals shoulder and when cal looks at him he would burp in cals face🙁
-when cal would think about shooting himself on zero day he would get sad at how he wouldn’t be able to talk to andre when he’s dead.
-i’m sure younger people (freshmen, and sophomores) would have a hallway crush on andre and cal.
-andre was considering if he should hang out with cal, after people called them fags for being together so much.
whos that blonde guy in your pfp
JOOST KLEIN (when he was younger)
zero day edit
i made this a month ago, this one never got taken down idk how but it’s a miracle🤨
it’s supposed to be andre🧍♀️
write things or people down in my inbox so i can draw them😛 if i don’t like what you put i will NOT draw it😭‼️
together… we are zero day! or army of two… something
sometimes i forget cal was a LITERAL PSYCHO‼️🙁
WHY?😭 @crimeica1999 PLEASE TELL ME WHY AND ALSO WHY YOU SAID THAT BRAH
cal gabriel edit reuploaded
putting it back on tumblr CAUSE TIKTOK TOOK IT DOWN TWICE AND IM SO CLOSE TO BEING BANNED, SO NO MORE ZERO DAY EDITS FROM ME😡
actual conversations turned into caldre, i got permission dw😉
okay so... there's this thing called caldre... and me and my girls... well we've gone pro‼️
(i was andre on the 1st, 2nd and 4th one and cal on the 3rd)
Your posts are funny af. I actually laughed when reading them.
i try my best to be funny, thanks pal😆
imma drop kick both these guys, and give andre a little peck on the cheek for good luck👅‼️
they look like they heard me say this
i dont know what i like about this scene, maybe it’s cal going back a little on each shoot, or him just being so nice looking when he has a gun, or how he holds it, or maybe the way his hair bounces a little, i don’t know
bro i’ve always been dead confused on why cal said that😭. i know it could be a joke but like that’s kinda random and not a jokingly manner. i want full paragraphs explaining why cal said that vro‼️
when i’m a cal gabriel but people hate me like an andre kriegman
yall ever like a man so much (andre kriegman) that you when you think of him (andre kriegman) you just start tweaking? i have of this one guy (andre kriegman) and i DO start tweaking like a cockroach when i see him (andre kriegman)
why the hell is cal looking at me like that? like he hasn’t seen a camera in his LIFE before. and his stupid ass smirk to like 😼 NUH UH, CUT THAT OUT OR GET OUT. andre was so real calling him a ghost for how pale he is.
also the way he doesn’t blink in the first clip?🤨 but on the topic of blinking, when he does blink he did it so SLOWLY, AND WHATS WITH THE STARE ON THE SECOND CLIP?
“i didn’t know what we were going to say,” you’re a robot and you know nothing? smh😡
and that thing you did at the end? what was that? ‘cause that was NOT funny‼️🙅♀️
don’t ask why andre is poorly made😣‼️ also please tell me yall get this
CAL GABRIEL IS A GOONER☢️⚠️‼️‼️
cal pretending to be carti
I'd like to be a pirate a pirate’s life for me, all my friends are pirates and we sail the BB sea. I got a Jolly Roger it's black and white and fast so get out your skull and crossbones and run it up your mast.
