If I Made Like A Drabble Fic With Multiple Chapters Of Just Small One Shots Or Snippets / Scenarios I

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65217889

if you can summon the strength, tow me.

Josh Homme/Alex Turner

Additional Tags: Humbug Hair, First Time, Drunk Sex, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Breaking Bad References, Feminisation.

Word Count: 7,344

A studio store cupboard tries its best to contain the noise of a lightweight Alex Turner and a bricked Josh Homme for the sakes of their dignity. Not sure if it works, though.

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hello… i’m so embarrassed to post this AHHHH idk why i’m NERVOUS

comments and such are appreciated i’ve been on this joshlex shit for wayyyyyyyyy too long… i’ve been writing loads of short one-shot stuff in my notes app but never posted any of them so here’s a full one (that i kept forgetting about..)

NOEL GALLAGHER — Frank Skinner Show 13 November 2000

JOSHUA HOMMEEEEEEE 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

If I had a tail and knee socks are comfort tracks fr 😮‍💨

got some gross and sexually deviant ideas that i can only project onto real life celebrities via fan fiction. sorry i can’t help it it’s literally what they’re there for

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66254029/chapters/170802574

kalopsia?

Josh Homme/Alex Turner

Additional Tags: AM Era, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Sexual Tension, Implied Sexual Content, Reunions

Early 2013, Josh calls for some help on this taxing new record. Who else to call other than Alex? All the words running rampant in that terribly clever brain of his lead to one:

Kalopsia.

Whatever that means, it gives them an excuse to reunite.

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chapter 1 of the new fic is posted :)

it’s short (1.5k words) but chapter 2 will have the real smutty stuff and will be longer! this is just a prelude sorta :)

thanks guys for all the love on my last fic!!

Fic idea: Josh Homme/Mikey Shoes cowboy AU, in which the old fox Homme gets injured when they're far away from civilization - when cattle herding with the rookie Mikey. They have complicated relationship, because Josh despise Mikey's flaunty, pretty boy persona, but the young man proves himself to be one bright, skilled and tough kid.

Please? Since watching Alive in the Catacombs I'm yearning for some good hurt/comfort Joshoes (Joshey?).

who up circumcising they villains or whatever

“me and al” “he’s me bro” “he’ll be me bro ‘til i die”

when i think of the word daddy all i can think of is josh homme. he just embodies it so well. i need to be sedated