If You Can Correctly Pronounce Every Word In This Poem, You Will Be Speaking English Better Than 90%

shumbodynamedharry:

THREE new sketches I did with @wongfupro are out today! This one is called “Three Steps to Self-Esteem.”  Click on the other two videos “Buffet” and “Best Date Ever” during the credits. Watch out for a special cameo by @tylershields. So glad the world didn’t end yesterday and we got a chance to release these videos.  Wong Fu Productions (Wes, Philip and Ted) were amazing to work with and super nice guys. I truly believe these guys are pioneers in the new media realm and it was an honor to work with them.  Big shout out to the producers, cast and crew for working so hard on these shorts!  Thanks for sharing everyone!  Enjoy!  

Directed by: Wong Fu Productions Produced by: George Wang, Don Le Written by: Wong Fu Productions, Chris Dinh Edited by Wong Fu Productions Featuring Harry Shum Jr. http://youtube.com/iharryshum Tyler Shields http://www.tylershields.com/ Marcy McCusker Director of Photography: Nicholas Acosta http://youtube.com/unrenderedmedia Music by George Shaw: http://youtube.com/georgeshawmusic Download the music: http://georgeshaw.bandcamp.com/album/wong-fu-harry-shum-s… Sheet Music: http://georgeshawmusic.com/Store.html

Photoshop In life.

reblog then click the photo

cakeyeahasexuals:

belgianbollocks:

acutezza:

misterstibbons:

five-rounds-rapid:

I’m curious as to how many of us aces there are on Tumblr!

Reblog if you're asexual?

fuckyeahyoungavengers:

Young Avengers Special

Pencils & inks: Michael Gaydos Colors: José Villarubia Letters: Cory Petit Script: Allan Heinberg

Oh hey, Teddy. What's up? Just speaking thruths and reminding me why I love you? Cool, cool, I'm just gonna be sitting over here, trying to contain my fondness.

colorfulheart:

letsmakesexybabies:

gooodbyenow:

vulgardelight:

Make a fist and put it in the center of the picture. It looks like the dots are moving ten times faster.

I felt like Superman for 10 seconds.

OMGOSH I’m a magician.

I sat there for like 10 minutes. Oh my god.

w       a           t

aaaaaaaaa

FFFFFFF BE SASSIER, DARREN, I DARE YOU

pyroclast:

slightestwind:

(via livinganexistence:)

OH OKAY JUST DO THAT THEN

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DARREN

PFFFFFFT DARREN

lipglossaddict:

thatironstring:

dreamsincolor:

becca-bot:

nikonbee:

not-to-mention-the-pincers-:

marauders-secret-lover:

gryffinwhore:

doctor-piper:

afterall-thistime:

octobersecond:

dbriere:

sarahhockey:

torigoesrawrrx6:

mattthecookemonster:

readmyhockeymind:

feliciamercury:

I played hopscotch with Prince William after we watched Napoleon Dynamite together.

I played strip poker with Prince Harry in a McDonald’s playpen.

 I made a porno with Prince Harry in a McDonald’s playpen.

I played hide and seek with prince William in the barbie aisle at toys R Us.

I played strip poker with Justin Bieber on my last birthday. 

I TOOK SHOTS WITH DARREN CRISS IN MY FRONT YARD

LOLOLOL

 I played hopscotch with Justin Timberlake in a hotel room.

I played hopscotch with Prince Harry on Jack Sparrow’s Ship. OKAY. 

I made a porno with Bradley Cooper on Jack Sparrow’s ship.

I played strip poker with Justin Timberlake in a hotel room.

I got married to Zach Galifianakis on the HOGWARTS EXPRESS. SO FUCKING COOL!

I played strip poker with Tom Felton on the Hogwarts Express. 

 OH GOD, I had unprotected sex with Bradley Cooper in a McDonald’s Playpen. RUN AWAY CHILDREN.

I played strip poker with Tom Felton after we got drunk. (I’m good with that)

I usually don’t reblog these things, but:

I played hide and seek with Daniel Radcliffe in a hotel room.

I played strip poker with Justin Timberlake on the Hogwarts Express.

OMG WHY ISN’T THIS REAL SJKFNLKFSJH

I made out with Prince Harry on the Hogwarts.

lmao I wish I did.

I played hide and seek with Darren Criss after we got drunk.

... this would be amazing.

glee-inspiration:

Probably for the best. At least I won’t be disappointed.

But somebody please cheer me up? Convince me that I’m wrong. Please?

=/ But didn't you read that article? I could understand being concerned or whatever about producers or the network or someone changing the episode if the writer had brought ANY new information to the table, but it is seriously just a hodge-podge of spoilers and interviews that we've already seen and heard. She has not seen the episode, she has no inside scoop, and she is seriously just posting her own speculation on a website that would just as easily accept an article written by you or me.

Ausiello is a credible source because he actually has a relationship with Glee PR that allows him to get the inside scoop. If the episode was being changed, they would not throw him under the bus by keeping him out of the loop. They would let him know so he could retract his statement (as he has done in the past,) and retain his credibility.

Extremely pessimistic about episode 5 now

homemadedarkmark:

siriuslyaud:

getinthevan-:

derych:

sunnmeister:

butidoitbrilliantly:

megann-mariee:

Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form

ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU, MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU! 

This is beautiful. =D

THIS GAME IS MY LIFE

this makes me happy

morally obligated to reblog this game