Programmer? No, I Prefer The Term Electron-bender

“eddie should be back in s5!” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off the stage in shame. “no, she’s right!” i hear a voice in the back say. the lights come on. it’s metallica.

hey bestie! just letting you know i’m transforming into something unspeakable

Eddie: “Don’t ya big boy? 😘💕”

Steve:

hold hands please

Adam and Eve? More like

Software Engineering woes

Me: Who wrote this code?! This is awful!

Me: What sort of idiot would code it this way?? It's just flat-out wrong!

Me: ...

Me: I wrote this code, two months ago.

Me: Man, past!me was a moron.

PARTY POISON - MCR