Number 1 rule of deaths in media:
If there's no body on screen, there's no death. So take those broken goggles outta here, he ain't dead, hell nah
Please note that there are actually more humanity crisis situations happening about the world.
All y’all out here saying “Mike Schmidt is such a dom!” “Mike is really good at hiding how dominant he is!”
Like mommy issues? the nightmares? mans wants to be comforted, fight the wall. he wants to be told he’s a good boy and that he’s loved
I have seen less and less posts about Palestine each day, and I want to remind people that there is still very much a genocide going on and Palestine has continued to be attacked.
The number of casualties in Gaza has increased to 8,525 with 21,000+ injured
Hospitals in Gaza will run out of power today
Israel has once again cut Gaza’s communications
Israel has striked another refugee camp, killing 50+ and it was reported that children were carrying other injured children to get to safety
I brought cookies. Ah, so thoughtful not to make them yourself.
Pedro Pascal on Saturday Night Live (Oct 21, 2023)
blasting my silly little music and creating my silly little daydreams so i don’t lose my silly little mind
“sorry English isn’t my first language” then writes the most magnificent, amazing, best literature I’ve seen in years
"Self insert characters are cringe"
Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.
Resident Evil 3 (2020) dev. Capcom
If I don't see more Ahsoka x reader when the ahsoka show comes out, I will be throwing hands
thank you for coming to my ted talk
GODDDDDDDDD HIS FUCKING THIGHS I AM SO UNWELL I NEED TO GNAW ON HIM I NEED TO RIP HIS JEANS APART WITH MY TEETH AND SINK THEM INTO HIS FLEEEEEEESSSSSSSSHHHHH GODDDDD I FUCKING NEED HIM SO BADDDDD
I’m such a SLUT for fictional characters!!!!!
audio xmythical on sc
scenes leonsfilms on ig
i come bearing a gift for my lovely friends <3 @uhlunaro @starwritesstuff @so-mordor-itis @heavennights @yourgentlegirlfriend @cweampier @tosuckmyweenis 💐 i love u all always and so does leon 🫶
[the moment i rendered the edit and watched the entire thing, i smiled, broke down and cried lmao i love leon so much i just want to hold his hand. anyway, i hope this edit made you smile :)]
I have zero tech skills so anyway:
[gif of maul stabbing Qui Gon captioned “fuck around”]
[gif of Obi Wan cutting Maul in half captioned “find out”]
[gif of Anakin drawing his saber on younglings captioned “fuck around”]
[gif of Anakin on fire captioned “find out”]
[gif of Obi Wan kicking General Grievous captioned “fuck around”]
[gif of Obi Wan screaming in pain after kicking General Grievous captioned “find out”]
Im sorry but everytime i see Re6 Leon I cant help but immediately let my unresolved daddy issues run wild.
I need help lmao
why is every character in the resident evil franchise so hot
fan fiction is not enough. i need my favorite fictional character next to me right now!
Have ya’ll seen this mans chest? I wanna suck his tiddies so bad. I wish men were real 👎👎👎
I want to take a small bite lord have mercy.
Yeah, I'm fine
*Types "«character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*
“his eyes are like angel, but his heart is cold”
I have something very inappropriate to say about this man.
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Because I’m cuckoo for cocoa puffs and Capcom drives me insane with their lack of character background info I decided to dig through every file in-game to try to determine Leon’s birth month, or as close as I could get given just how little information we have.
Leon was born in 1977, that’s a hard fact that we have to work with. We also know that he was 21 during the RC incident which was in 1998 meaning Leon had already had his birthday that year by late September. An re6 file mentions that he’s already 36 when RE6 is taking place, meaning his birthday would have to be sometime June 29th. RE4 never got a specific date, but we can assume it’s probably around autumn or winter based on Ashley and Leon’s outfits. And none of the movies (+ ID) give any info regarding Leon’s age. So, all we know is that Leon’s birthday is sometime before June 29th.
Purge trooper: Your droid is dumb.
Cal: *slowly removes his heart-shaped sunglasses* I beg your fucking pardon
RAAARRR HAPPY PRIDE MONTH BABIES!! 🩷🏳️🌈
Uhh okay so you know how Anakin loses all of his four limbs, like he lost his mother, padme, obi-wan and ahsoka....
Obi-Wan & Anakin’s Hands in Revenge of the Sith Bonus+
“Star Wars is full of goofy goobers” is my new favorite quote
not only do I support women’s rights, I also support women’s wrongs 😌🫶