fish, she/they putting my fingers in every f1 rpf ship pie (with a fondness for galex and charlos)
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"i couldn't bring myself to call except to call it quits" × "oh, lewis... i didn't tell him."
"The fox among a pack of wolves isn't an oddity. He's simply not a wolf. " Alexandria Drzewiecki
Lando Norris: ‘You don’t have to have a killer instinct to be world champion’ by Giles Richards
Why I’m so impressed by Norris’ unconventional and unflinchingly honest approach to his racing by James Hinchcliffe
Do the opposing mindsets of Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri signify strength or weakness? by Stuard Codling
Is Norris too nice to be a World Champion? 'I can be more of an idiot' by Matt
Fantastic Mr. Fox Director Wes Anderson
https://x.com/pwettydolluwu/status/1928443782241890469?s=46 speaking of markoscar… this edit😭😭😭😩 it really does take a unique set of abilities to be a good manager/mentor so huge kudos to mark. I also like how reasonable mark is about Oscar, he doesn’t overhype him tbh and pulls back certain comparisons, yet is his staunch supporter when ppl do say stuff slightly out of line (i am always thinking about him going back to Laura and being like “so what were you saying about Oscar’s tire management 🤨🤨” after oscar did well).
LET'S ALL KILL OURSELVES! sorry. beauuutiful edit. and agreed with everything else you've said! he supports oscar and although we don't know how much of this is mark's influence, i think it's safe to say he isn't overblowing anything since oscar always seems to have a very grounded mindset. even recently after winning in spain obv he was pleased with his victory but mentioned he didn't have the perfect restart (smiling and saying he was wheelspinning in 6th gear or something). he's happy with what he's done well and doesn't beat himself up for what he didn't do as well because he recognises it was good enough to get him the win, BUT he shows an awareness that there's always things he can improve... great stuff
GALEX : area codes <3
edit idea from my dear friend @sunrisespeedway <3
nando why are u whispering to him like what are u even talking about that no one should hear?
at the end of the day i can't really judge people's charles ships because i don't ship him with much of anyone. he doesn't have time for all that he's trapped in a haunted house. stop looking for romance route dialogue options because there are none we are trying to escape the dungeon and i think i can hear something moving behind that corner. the only other human presence here is "DON'T WASTE IT" smeared in blood on the wall as environmental storytelling. like why would he concern himself with kissing someone when he's trying to decipher the vague whispers of The Ancient Beast
instead of racing each other, max and george are just gonna start aggressively making out in front of the rest of the grid
sky ger casually getting me a brocedes clip i‘ve never seen before?
if carlos is out in q1 at home ill end it all
whenever someone calls a man "of beekeeping age" my mind immediately goes to the man the myth the legend sebastian vettel by the way
f1rpf race roll
roll two 20-sided dice 🎲
watch the race (and the grid positions that match your rolls) 👀
the drivers who place as your numbers are your ship 💋
write a ficlet, sketch something, weave a web, make a gif, etc ✨
this is mostly for fun purposes and i couldnt even write half of their wildnesses. dont take it seriously mwah
Does Ferrari reset Charles’ brain Winter Soldier style after every session because it’s crazy how his demeanor changes from day to day
The people's (Alex's) princess
PRINCESS GEORGE IN THE DIANA REVENGE DRESS
simi mpreg but german plaid shorts is seb’s maternity wear
been reading through the simi archives and was thinking about rookie seb - more specifically, when kimi and seb were going out and kimi took shots for seb (iirc) so I've been thinking about the inverse - fic where seb doesn't want to let kimi baby him and takes all the drinks that night (even though kimi obviously doesnt need it with his alcohol tolerance) and then of course seb ends up dead drunk and then kimi has to haul him back to the hotel - seb making grand declarations of love while being piggybacked by kimi (i think seb is a talkative drunk, much like kimi, but seb is noisy normally so it's just less obvious)
just having simi fluff thoughts 😔 kimi giving seb a forehead kiss while tucking him into bed so seb doesn't drunkenly roll off - and waking up with seb plastered against him the next morning (unable to roll off the bed, there is only one way for seb to go)
Hello! This prompt was AMAZING and it became a 2.7k fic this time! I hope you enjoy!
imola gp was certainly...something. ferrari bringing themselves back into the points, aston martin losing it all, the race really had something for everybody. what i really want to know is, what was happening at williams??? like this is a genuine question because i was locked out of the race and i do not know why carlos had to claw himself up from p14 when he qualified p6. if any carlos scholars out there are doing race analysis i would be grateful for a tag 🙇
williams resolutely standing by not bringing upgrades this year and getting closer to the front running cars every week is getting increasingly funnier btw. this is a story about believing that other people are shitter than you, don’t believe in yourself, believe that everyone else is worse x
throwing out my predictions for imola gp for fun
- Ferrari or kimi pole (for narrative reasons)
- Oscar is gonna start like p3 or sth, maybe Norris start p2
- I think Oscar will win a fourth
- one Ferrari is gonna dnf
- Williams podium!! this is the real manifestation on this prediction
- I think Ollie will get into the points (the Prema blood gonna push him for the home race points)
- Aston Martin points?