I Saw A Post Saying That Boromir Looked Too Scruffy In FotR For A Captain Of Gondor, And I Tried To Move

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

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lotr lotr shitpost fuckign... incredible

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also yum Brad Dourif I only know this movie through gifs and that second one is new to me. Tasty the FINGER BITE

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Process of my latest rookanis piece!

Original piece and thoughts under the cut ✨

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lush jc leyendecker leyendecker simply gorgeous that hair! (all four)

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9 months ago

brad dourif fanarts by humanpincushion

When I was first scrounging around for Bradthirst material, I came across these pieces by @anonmarleighdourif (humanpincushion on DeviantArt). They have an incredible talent for capturing his likeness, especially the eyes.

As Luther Lee Boggs, with oily black chains binding him in his red prison jumpsuit, his hands skeletal and black with oil or slime.

A skeletal Martin Klamski, in a tattered greatcoat, holding a cigarette with smoke wafting around. The look (as with most of these) is red and black on a tan base, with Victorian vampire vibes.

Brad's face with a beatific expression, atop a skeletonized, disintegrating torso

Brad in Spontaneous Combustion, with a half-melted face and expression of resigned pain and confusion.

As Raymond in Blue Velvet, holding a knife to Jeffrey's (Kyle's) throat. Both have fairly neutral expressions, Raymond with a faint tinge of menace, while Jeffrey accepts his fate.

Charles Lee Ray, mostly intact in his suit and coat, but with entrails spilling out, which he grasps along with a giant red jeweled pendant.

Skeletonized again, as Billy Bibbit looking dolefully off to the side while hugging himself, pulling a piece of flesh from his own neck.

As Robert McEvoy from The Gardener's Son, wide-eyed and wild-haired, clutching the noose around his neck, whose rope winds around his torso, binding his arms.

As Tucker Cleveland from Graveyard Shift, clutching at his own face and neck, leaving bloody finger marks. A live rat is on his shoulder, and a skeletal one climbs his hand. Style is more modern, sketchy, and abstract, on white instead of tan.

So lush, these are a huge inspiration for me. I just want to stare at them all day long.

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horror blue velvet spontaneous combustion Brad Dourif graveyard shift big tragic eyes club braddourif

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11 months ago

all my weird little music videos of Brad Dourif looking pretty:

Supercut of hottie moments (Boys)

The X-Files (Shinigami Eyes)

Spontaneous Combustion (You Spin Me)

Death Machine (Wrecking Ball)

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AAAAAAAA LOVE THIS 😍💗🔥😭

Sam Kramer's Got A Problem

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obsessed spontaneous combustion tobe hooper Brad Dourif brad FUCKING dourif HFFNFHFHFNNFHFF spontaneous combustion movie

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9 months ago

BDE

Brad Dourif, half-combusted in the movie Spontaneous Combustion, with text: "yeah hes got BDE / Brad Dourif Energy"

that's what it stands for. i dont make the rules

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Defiantly crying in Exorcist III, same caption, but with sparkles

Brad freaking out over a piece of cloth, "Brad Dourif Energy" caption

Death Machine, Jack Dante leans in looking all menacing, same caption but partly in comic sans

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A sultry pose with a revolver, promo shot from Final Judgment, same caption

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...oh god i have so many more of these. pt 2 later maybe

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horror movies death machine Brad Dourif Alien Resurrection graveyard shift my bradrot spontaneous combustion movie bradrot exorcist 3

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9 months ago

thirst overload: an emoji sweating heavily and mopping its brow, with a thousand-yard stare

FOUND THE SOURCE holy shit.

them as this:

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hummina fuckin hummina all of this and more please

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The Drake no/yes meme, but with Brad Dourif playing clammy yet doable exterminator Tucker Cleveland. - Top text: "shitty real life boyfriend" - Bottom text: "parasocial crush on a wide variety of horrible wet men played by legendary character actor brad dourif"

i made a brad dourif drake meme generator

has this been done

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ITS TRUE horror meme generator b movie horror memes Brad Dourif tucker cleveland graveyard shift my bradrot bradrot drake meme i may have been subconsciously influenced by that recent poll where they pitted our awful damp man against levar burton in the FIRST ROUND come onnnn i left someone and i'm not ready for anything new but i AM ready to go cross-eyed staring at this fragile and chaotic specimen are you sick of today's dating scene? looking for something with zero commitment or emotional upkeep? consider a mild obsession with the 80s-90s oeuvre of legendary character actor brad dourif

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10 months ago

Luther Lee Boggs, Brad Dourif's condemned murder-man in The X-Files, with toxic gas swirling around him, coverall around his waist, wrists bound up with a red cord.

The soul of Luther Boggs drowns in hell's sea of fire...

Couldn't resist sketching this awful X-Files prettyboy as Saint Sebastian! The pose reference is from Yukio Mishima posing for Kishin Shinoyama, plus bits from this photoset.

(you may also enjoy my Boggs music video)

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my art digital art x files saint sebastian Brad Dourif beyond the sea luther lee boggs my bradrot

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