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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
On my period right now and SUFFERING 😭😭😭 can’t stop thinking about carmy taking care of you on your first day and making you a steak for dinner 😭😭 and just keeping you warm ugh
No because Carmy will take care of you when you’re on your period; it’s canon idc. He’s the best caregiver ever.
He runs to the store after his shift at the restaurant and picks up anything you need, pads, tampons, ibuprofen, literally whatever you ask. He is not one of those guys that gets freaked out about buying period products—thank you Sugar for desensitizing him.
Carmy brings home a whole cut of steak in a little to go box to cook for you at the apartment. He does not like cooking after a long day a work, but for you? Oh, he will cook a whole five course meal if you asked.
Anyways, he finishes up the steak and brings it to the bedroom, along with one of those bed trays to sit it on. He also has a glass of water and two ibuprofen in hand for you.
If you want cuddles? He will give you all the cuddles in the world. If you want a tummy massage to help with the cramps? He’s ON it.
Oh, and also he 100% buys you a brown bear warmie that heats up in the microwave for your tummy. That way it’s like he’s always with you giving you a warm cuddle, even when he can’t be there.
For a moment i thought this said nonna carmy and truly I am beside myself thinking of a carmy with nonna like habits
Save me noma carmy save me save me save me
a man moaning the word "fuck" >>>>
carmy loves quietly to me. not quietly where he doesn’t do anything but quietly in a way where it’s more personal, intimate but not in some erotic sense. he tries, and i mean really tries, to not bring any dramatics or unnecessary chaos into what the two of you have. and it gets difficult for sure when things start to cave in on itself like they always seem to do or when shit just happens too fast to comprehend. sometimes things just slip out and snowball into a chaos. but things inevitably die down. go back into that quietness.
it’s rubbing circles into the back of your hand. fingertips trailing up and down your spine. a cup of coffee made the way you like ready when you wake up and he’s already gone to do whatever he has to do that day. a knee bumping and staying against yours whenever he’s beside you.
Two weeks until the Ides of March!
So Pedro gonna be carrying the whole film on his back again
First poster of Celine Song’ MATERIALISTS
this has got to be a sick joke how the FUCK does he look that good
I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
need him to conquer the empire between my legs
emilia perez first loss 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🍾🥂🥂🍾🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂🥂
Ayo Edebiri via deemakeupart on Instagram — February 22, 2025
PALESTINA LIBRE HOY Y POR SIEMPRE
Study of Drapery (1900) by Alphonse Mucha
Btw, you can donate to menstrual hygiene kits for Sudanese women, which I would highly recommend if you can
https://www.globalgiving.org/projects/padsforpeace/
Hi! this is my new favorite pic of Jeremy just thought I would share
You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days
This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi
YOU ARE IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE!!!!!! YOU BRING JOY INTO THEIR LIVES!!!!!!!!!! YOU MAKE THEM HAPPY JUST BY EXISTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU POSITIVELY EVEN WHEN YOURE NOT WITH THEM!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we could be dunking bread in the same little bowl of olive oil, do you ever think of that?
someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue
And anyone working for 🧊
lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk
She's absolutely right!
celineyrs