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Syril realizing everything he's done has lead to this, to the slaughter of innocents. He seems remorseful. Until he sees Cassian, the man he's been hunting. And he attacks him, beats him, nearly kills him.
And then Cassian asks who he is. And Syril realizes that this hunt was pointless too.
And then he gets shot in the head.
What a fucking ending.
Andor Appreciation Day 2 - Everyone Has Their Own Rebellion
@andorappreciation
is anyone else not vibing with the always looming sense of impending doom or is it just me
lucy gray, haymitch, and peeta are the performers. the ones who knew that in order to gain capitol favor, they needed to put on an act and sell it
sejanus, lenore dove, and katniss were the activists. constantly resisting, fighting, rebelling. even if in some cases, they never meant to after all
and because of that, snow hates them all, the bloody lot of them, all the same
If thereās ever a comic adaptation then you need to design it cuz this is litš„š„
New Assignment was to make a book cover for the Hunger Games. So here's what I came up with. Hope y'all like!
Haven't posted in 1.3 billion years but just wanted to say that Everlark is still my comfort couple and I think about them at 5am and make up endless stories in my head where they fall in love and have really hot se....
Yes I am aware I have problems. But lack of imagination isn't 1 of them.
Holy shit.
A short comic I made about my experiences as a seasonal worker, and the way places change you.
Iām literally sobbing.Poor Ahsoka didnāt just see PadmĆØ as a friend,but as a mother that she never got to truly have.
i think about ahsoka's "she was my friend" line too many times a day
(commission info // tip jar!)
Twink
lego luke skywalker
I wonder if when those rare moments of when peace fall upon us,do we seek out the chaos and embrace it?
Have we been deprived of peace so that now,chaos is the only comforting thing that we can find?
Will it continue on like an endless cycle of sin,repentance and sins again?
Will we bite the apple like Adam and Eve?
Will we be cast down into the violent world,or did we fall down there by will,because perhaps violence is the only comfort we know.
Perhaps we would rather succumb to our own violence then face godās selfish wrath?
Gale would definitely tease katniss about her being so love-blinded,heās so eldest brother coded
Katniss: *Blushing after Peeta gave her flowers* āHihi,heās so sweet I wonder if heās in love with me..ā
Gale: *Calling the mental institution* āYouāre literally married to him?ā
Peeta: Itās pretty cold outside⦠wanna hold hands?
Katniss: *blushing* Okay.
Gale: Itās fucking summer.
Oh god,you just unlocked a ton of memories in my head.
I have like 20+ new friends in my memory bank now..
Literally me rn
Sometimes, I miss people that used to be in my life and feel the urge to reach out and tell them "hey I know we don't talk anymore but I still fold my sweater the way you taught me to". Not in a "I want you back in my life" way but more of a "my life has more colors now because of all the days we spent laughing together and I'm thankful for that".
IK
Like what does it come fromāļø
ITS NEVER EVER IMPLIED??BESIDES,KATNISS DIDNT HAVE TIME FOR THAT AND SHE DIDNT LOVE GALE IN THAT WAY!!
WHERE DO YOU GET THESE DELUSIONS FROM???
Some of ya'll on fucking crack, wtf do u mean Gale and Kat had sex in D2. Did you read the damned book upside down??
PEETA LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU WOULD SEE IN ANALOG HORRORšš
The mutts arenāt scary anymore,itās fucking Peeta.
WHY IS HE STARING LIKE THAT??
first preview of peeta and katniss for the new illustrated hunger games book!
Oh I am so sad and only a hunger games graphic novel made by @gremlinddrawss could make me happy again..Oh what will I do..SAVE ME GREMLINā¼ļø
(Sorry,I am just so obsessed with you AND your art)
(Not in a creepy way..Or maybeā¦)
guys stop tempting me to drop everything and make that graphic novel PLS
āOh eyes.
Tell us your mind.
The dreams of fear.
And haunted tears.
Donāt despair,my dear.
For I watch you drink your own tears.
Oh eyes.
Tell us your mind.
Of terror and comfort.
The blood in your eyes.
Donāt bleed,my dear.
For I watch you devour your bleeding fears.
Oh eyes.
Donāt lie.
For I know your story already.
I have seen you lick up tears.
I have seen you spill the blood.
Donāt rage,my dear.
For I am more than just my eyes.
Or am I really?ā
Heās such a dad,I love himā¤ļø.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN replies to fans online
First of all; What.The.Fuck.
Second of all; No way this is a real job.
Third of all; Why did I think that the yellow stuff was spaghetti?I was like: WTF,why is he putting SPAGHETTI in a basket!?
Fourth of all; What.The.Fuck.
...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE
MIKE AND WILL ON THE SWINGS!???
DOES JONATHAN SEE THEM??
FLASHBACK TO WHEN THEY WERE HAPPY???
IM COMBUSTINGā¼ļøā¼ļø
I am back
(I have been gone for an hour)
(BUT I AM BACK)
Oh dear,I have to catch up to a lot of stuff(1 post)
I donāt know why Iām posting this,I just felt like you should know that the one and only Eden is backā¼ļøā¼ļø
ALSOā¼ļø
It is completely normal to laugh or be un-serious during sex,itās part of the experience!
Remember to listen to your body,if it hurts,stop and rest/try something else or stop completely.
If something awkward or embarrassing happens,donāt overthink it.Either just ignore it or turn it into a joke,this goes both ways!I promise you (most of the time) you will have forgotten about it after 2 minutes.
Also,remember to build it up,sex will hurt(especially for women) if youāre not wet(simplified:Horny) enough.Passion and love is key,if you find it,you will be the most relaxed person in the world.
If your partner looks unsure or uncomfortable,stop,ask and solve.
Remember this code-Stop=S Ask=A Solve=S
Code:S.A.S
So yeah,be safe and sound,do it because you and your partner want to,not because one of you wants to but not the other or because you feel forced to it.
REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE INFROMEDā¼ļøā¼ļøā¤ļø
Things that real life sex has taught me that isn't in porn :
Shaking during sex, no no, not her legs, him. Yeah. It happens to men too, from anticipation and excitement. I only had one partner who used to have that sometimes and the first time it freaked me out lol.
Queefing, that has to happen at least once during sex, I mean, air goes in, sorry but it's gonna have to come out.
Going too deep actually hurts, oh my fucking god lol. IYKYK. Hitting the cervix feels like ... hmmm. Dying. Yeah, death. Like I felt your penis in my actual guts and now I need to throw up because the cramping is horrendous. Thanks, don't do that again. Does the chick in porn not have a cervix or??? I have literally thrown up from this before, it is the most painful thing I have ever experienced during sex, hands down.
That he might lose his boner mid-sex, this one's a big one lol pun intended. And uh, it might not be your fault. Actually most of the time it isn't. And guys, if it does happen, please communicate, it's really not a big deal, at least not for me, Im down to help, and also I can feel it getting softer okay lol don't be lying.
Sometimes it can be painful for the guy too, this one's more common for men who have foreskin, at least in my experience.
That you can get your period mid-sex, oh man. A sad moment for all of us. But here's the thing, when you're orgasming, everything contracts, and your uterus will contract and unfortunately if you were expecting it, welp, here it is. So yeah, it happens. But that's pretty great, personally i'm able to make my period come faster by masturbating over and over, true story (only if its a day or two away).
You can probably orgasm but it's not a given, or taking way longer than you thought. I have ridden dick like my life depended on it because I was felt it annnnnnnnnd it was gone, annnnnd it's back, noooope it's gone.
Related to the last point, looking cute when orgasming, sweetie listen, I look like I ran a marathon and like Im about to die (plus im a smoker, imagine that). So that lady in porn who's like *cute voice* oohh I'm coming! ... idk about you but I don't look cute when im about to cum super hard lol.
Stopping mid-sex because you don't feel like it anymore.
Sometimes it takes forever to get a condom or to put it on, relax dude, no one's judging you, I would rather you don't give me an std or a baby so take your time.
There's no shame in asking to put a towel down, fluids, we have those, and we have a lot of those, and sometimes, some of us can unexpectedly squirt, whatever tf that fluid is, it's gonna go everywhere.
That female lubrication can have a different color/texture depending on where she's at in her cycle/if she has an infection.
Sex is smelly.
A lot of us moan louder than we actually want to, to help you out. I have done that before, when bored or when the guy was doing something I didn't really enjoy but he did. Whatever, hey at least I've never faked an orgasm, Im literally not giving you that lol if you suck, you suck sorry. Now ... the reason you prob shouldn't do that is that he's gonna think he's doing something good, when really he isn't. Then he's gonna have sex with someone else, and do the same shit, and she's also not gonna cum. Don't be the reason another lady can't have an orgasm ok.
That trying different positions isn't super glamorous. Some hurt, some don't feel like anything, some are awkward. Just because your bestie swears by reverse cowgirl, doesn't mean it'll work for you.
That it's ok to stop and take a water and snack break, sorry one sec, Im hypoglycemic.
That a lot of the time when you get fucked hard enough, you're shifting, like, quite a bit, and next thing you know you're almost falling off the bed, it's not cute, who cares.
That sex can be awkward, uncomfortable, painful, not enjoyable, and that all of that is normal.
If anyone hates potato here,lock your door.
My Swedish instinct to defend the āpotatisā is getting its grip on me.
UNITE SCANDINAVIA,THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DONT LIKE POTATOESā¼ļøā¼ļø
(Kokt potatis=Boiled potatoes is the best,especially with Lax=Salmon and citrus seasoning and green peasā¼ļøā¼ļø)
sister poll to the egg poll bc i looove hearing abt peopleās food opinions. if you say āwhy didnāt you include Xā Erm Sorry this is off the dome + thats what other is for ⦠ok i love you. reblog wwith your thoughts
KATUSSYšššššā¼ļøā¼ļøāļø
IM HAVING A SCHIZO EPISODEāļøāļøš„š„šš
Take Everlark off your cute little 'Please, Please, Please' videos. Them motherfuckers could not be ashamed of each other if they tried. And they tried.
actively succumbing to blood poisoning
literally had no heartbeat five seconds ago
Peeta Mellark, everyone: death itself cannot stop him being a cheeky little shit to Katniss
Thought this was a necessary measure because we all know that surge of clueless thirsty tiktok fans is gonna happen.
āSUNRISE ON THE REAPINGā
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøš„š„š„šÆšÆ
UNITE DISTRICTS,THE HUNGER GAMES ARE BACK!!!!
Will would NOT listen to Taylor,heās to dominant for that shit.
Mike howeverā¦Heās a bit twinky..
Okay both are twinks but Mike would listen to one Taylor song on repeat and Will would be like:Why tf did I choose you?HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO THAT!?
P.S Will is definitely that type of person to say āname 5 songsā when you wear a Nirvana shirt and if you donāt know any then he would go ballistic autism and teach you everything.This has happened to Max at least 2 times.
āhe would not fucking say thatā except itās āhe would not fucking listen to taylor swiftā
HELAENA THE ICON!!!!
itās so beautiful and real that helaena didnāt let that over the head braid go for YEARSSS