Dvyfknjns - Tired

doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me

Lavender Town by SeerLight

*logs onto tumblr* looks like its time to

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: A sneaky friend!

my hog is something so important to me

“reblog this or your mom will die”

“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”

“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”

“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”

“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”

I’ve had this joke in my head for goddamn WEEKS

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else