[Gripping The Sink With Shaking Hands]

This took an hour to convert to a jpg file! Buttttttt here's the bad boy I randomly drew for my coworker out of boredom, so like goobers anyone!

Happy birthday to me and here's some drawings

I know technically this is my fallout account since that's all I talk about. However I have been playing destiny 2 since it's launched and I have NEVER struggled so hard on a boss until this bastard. And I need everyone to see how horribly I've been struggling on this.

And the world will crucify me for being the man I wish to be.

They see a child lost in the war of the world

They see a monster destroying the body of a beautiful little girl.

I'm not 7 anymore.

And I've always known what I am

I'm a man, forced to grow up in a life others made me live.

And I will always be a man.

You can rip the skin from my body, and strip me of my bones

But I'll always know

You can suffocate me and cover my mouth as I scream out

But I'll always know.

And you'll always know, what I am.

You can fight me every step of the way, but I'm still a man

Your words mean nothing to me.

If they bury me in a grave with a headstone of the little girl they think I am.

I'll claw my way out of the wood and soil

I'm not a little girl

I was never a girl

I'm not 7 anymore

I'm not 12

I'm not 15

Im me

And I'll always be me.

And I'm a man.

I will cry until I can't anymore

And when they try to drown me in my own tears

I'll kick and scream

I refuse to go silently the way they want me to

I'm a man

And I will never be the little girl they wanted.

Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.

Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.

Unfriendly reminder that while you're busy mourning the loss of your childs old gender, claiming you need to mourn the death of your son/daughter, there's a group of boys/girls/enbies scrambling to take your kid clothes shopping, snatching up the chance to take those "first" experiences from you forever. Your sons first fishing trip is gonna be with his best bros, your daughters first makeover is going to be with her girl friends, your kids first camping trip out as themselves is gonna be with the besties. Good luck getting those bonding experiences back. While you're busy trying to guilt-trip your kid with your weird manufactured parental trauma, there's a whole community ready to take your place as the better family.

Your loss, someone elses gain.

I love him sm

Your Local Crypto Main- Ace

So i feel it's ironic that almost all my clips of me playing apex and doing something cool af is as mirage. Yet my main is Crypto and I have ZERO clips of me doing something with him. Mirage and Crypto suit my playstyle so god damn well. Like yet let me fuck over the entire enemy team in the most annoying ways possible. I need to get more crypto clips. Here's a mirage clip for example.

I know i said i was going to draw a mini comic of the crap Arcade keeps doing in my game. But i got distracted by the idea of my courier in pin up art. uhhhh, Infernal as the nuka girl image <33 he looks amazing. Stay tuned should be done later... whenever that is. (I forgot to add the hip thrusters so im not even gonna show a wip sorry)

Before combat in New Vegas I make myself fight better by eating all food items in my inventory so I am forced to fight good cause I can’t heal without wasting stimpaks now.

This is really funny imagined in universe cause the companions watch the Courier have a nervous breakdown before each big fight and with a primal ferocity scarf down all their rations before running in machete first with Blamo Mac n Cheese dripping off their face.