Richie: You all know Max? As most of you may realise by now, he's the guy I've been seeing lately.
The nerds:
Max: Why are they looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?
Pete: Well, Richie acts as sort of like a mom, so emotionally this is kind of like being told that you're our new dad.
Max: But you know it's nothing like that, right?
Pete: Absolutely. Do you know how to make macaroni?
Max: I have
Pete: Macaroni’s my favourite
fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’
I've been loving the idea of link x sidon x yona lately because to me it reads as 'oh you gave this character that was shipped with link a lot a lover? well fuck you he's dating her too' BUT there is actually a problem with this
Link does not in fact have two hands
Daphne: this is my boyfriend Oz, and this is Oz's boyfriend Karadec, and this is Karadec's girlfriend Morgan, and this is Morgan's girlfriend Soto-
*Peter laughing at the table with Natasha*
Tony: "what's funny?"
Peter still giggling: Avengers fanfiction! This stuff is crazy!
Tony with a weird look on his face: "ugh,i tend to avoid that stuff"
Natasha pointing to a fic on Peters phone: "oh hey, there's an Ironman one haha"
Peter immediately recognizing the username as his old one he had in middle school immediately throws the phone through a wall
Tony: "!?"
Natasha:
Peter: "there uh..there was a fly."
Rio: I’m done correcting straight people. I’m in my “making it worse” era
Agatha: my mum thinks you turned me gay
Rio: I did
Rio: tell her she’s next
Supporting characters who appear in a single episode of a tv show and have an enormous fandom presence I love you
Shout out Jess from Supergirl who was in one (1) episode and subsequently appears in a huge majority of supercorp fics
IN MEMORY OF NAYA RIVERA
Naya Rivera was a mom, a sister, a daughter. She was an actress, a singer, a writer, a model. She was a latina woman who went through a lot in this life. She was always vocal and open about important issues such as homophobia, racism, toxic relationships, sexism, motherhood, abortion. Her character in Glee was probably one of the most influential and important representations for the LGBTQ+ community and she always talked about how Santana was important for young LGBT people and how proud she was for being able to represent something good. If Santana ever helped you, Naya was so proud of that and of you. She changed lives.
Thank you, Naya. You’ll be remembered and missed.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.
Based off of this text post for @emettkaysworld + @bumblebeebats
Hermione: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek.
Hermione: “Expelliarmus”?
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