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Latest Posts by damaged-collateral - Page 3
uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries
im actually gonna pass out why did mumbo just call schlatt "angelic" and tgen proceeded to teach philza minecraft and Tommy innit WHAT A BBL IS. WHYATISHAPPENING
the defendant shot his lawyer in the first 5 minutes and it just got weirder from there
karolina zebrowska could easily pull off this cosplay without even trying
Polish Hatsune Miku inzpired by old polish tv shows and the 2000s fashion in Poland
“Bill fumbled so bad” No, FORD fumbled. Fiddleford left his wife, his son, his home to live with Ford and create experiments together. He gave Ford two handmade christmas gifts and forgot to get his wife anything. He went back to Gravity Falls and saved Ford from Krampus after fighting with his wife.
And Ford still wanted to fuck the triangle.
imagine finding out what a BBL is through mumbo jumbo
quick sketch whilst i work on a bigger piece
you know shit is getting real when a hermit is trying to solve a problem and it cuts to them in a call with cubfan and etho
if u told me a week ago that mumbo jumbo would be teaching tommyinnit what a bbl was i would NOT believe u
Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?
just finished watching gravity falls for the first time and im so excited i could crawl out of my skin. time to spend the rest of the year obsessing over learning about every detail of the show and the arg and the books and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
upper management
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE BROTHER I DID NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT !!!
closeups under the cut
jojo's bizarre adventure is a life altering series if you're susceptible to the brainrot pathogen. if you're not i'm sure it's kinda whatever but if you are. you get enrolled in a secret jojo club and you lose the ability to fully speak your mind outside of it. you realize a tantalizing desire to sightsee in italy, but know that you must never, ever set foot there, else you'll risk annoying everyone around you with the constant pointing out of familiar locations. you cannot go to an aquarium without thinking, "jotaro kujo would love this." when you take a drink of water that's especially refreshing, you think of okuyasu, in tonio's restaurant, where he cried the sleeplessness out of his eyes, and wish you could do the same. and like a zombie, you attempt to spread the disease to others, the people you love most. you say to them, with a sly smile, "hey, there's this anime i think you would like," and if they're not sick of hearing about it, on the off chance they decide to try it, and like it, you'll rejoice at having another person share your curse. now you're both ruined, swapping looks and pointing out things "you just thought were cool." you have matching cherry earrings. your music taste is better than it's ever been.
i spent way too much time on this but hey! decked out 2 in the style of slay the spire!
slay the citadel?
they should invent a hobby that doesn't require potentially destroying your wrists
isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer
I AM HERE NOW
shock and awe