your fave is problematic - Carlos Alcaraz edition
- hasn’t won the career Grand Slam even though he’s basically a tour veteran at 21 years old (come on Carlos sort it out)
- regular abuser of the elderly (Wimbledon final 2024)
- in a bizarre love triangle with Jannik Sinner and Jack Draper
- randomly forgets he’s won four grand slams in the middle of matches and engages in a bit of mid-match fuckery
- made us all suffer through commentators trying to pronounce Botic van de Zandschulp (USO 2024)
- scared of insects (#BeeGate)
- still goes back to Victor Barber even though last time he had his hair cut the entire tennis community had a breakdown
- obsessed with this one Louis Vuitton polo shirt (fashion game weak)
- always smiling even if he’s giving fans heart attacks (have some compassion Carlos)
the ultimate goals for this year are to stop caring too much about what people think of me and to stop letting worry eat me alive
Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off
sorry for showing symptoms of the disorder i told you multiple times I have. Do you want me to kill myself?
having an okay week without being triggered with any kind of mental illness has you sitting here like “i was faking all along! i’m cured!”