Yo random thought Platform fighting game with random objects I imagine the trailer just shows a nice rock paper sisccors game but everytime siccors comes out, rock is always there. So after a few matches of losing to rock paper siszzors, it suddenly cuts to sizzcors slo mo slicing rock in half. Cue explosion, drop title. Basically sometimes paper doesn’t always fall to scissors so long as the player has skills and this is the starting roster idea.
KANE CHRONICLES!
KANE CHRONICLES!
KANE CHRONICLES! I think it’ll be hilarious if all the Kane chronicles tumblr artists just make fake screenshots of the Kane chronicles scenes just to mess with everyone and make them think it’s an actual series.
Percy: The sassy/sarcastic one (obviously) Annabeth: the comeback queen. (“I wonder if that Red Sea monster is cherry flavored,” “Why don’t you go lick it and find out?”) Jason: dad joke enjoyer. (He gives off that energy) Piper: theatre kid (if she isn’t being self conscious, she will live and die for the dramatic effect) Leo: jokester/jester (also obvious) Hazel: uses too many swear words (still work in process, but I imagine the Navy seal copypasta) Frank: king of comedic timing (If Leo is Brennan Lee Mulligan’s dramatic set ups of Dropout, Frank has Zac Oyama’s delivery)
Okay remember how in Son of Neptune, Mars gifts his son Frank The Art of War by Sun Tzu? Said it was his mother’s favorite book? Apparently (I have not read the book so I can’t say for certain) The Art of War is a very elementary military tactics book, including: ‘don’t starve your troops, steal enemy supply lines, don’t fight battles you know you won’t win’ kinda stuff. Kinda because the author was an experience war general writing to future generals that were likely the sons of actual war generals who have no idea how combat works.
Which wouldn’t even apply to the rest of the Argo 2, they know to steal stuff, keep the team healthy etc. If Annabeth gets ahold of this book, she’ll consider it stupid and too basic.
So this isn’t some glorious book on how to wage war and stuff, it’s literally just the bare minimum.
Like I get Rick is trying to connect how Mars and Ares differ, and how Mars wants to share a book that Frank’s mom liked (relating to the godly parent) but he definitely fumbled something there. However, it’s even funnier if you think of the “in-story” reason.
Either A, he’s calling Frank stupid and making sure he’s not some nepo baby.
B, he never read the book, he just seen the book on Emily Zhang’s shelf and assumed it was her favorite
Or C, it was Emily’s favorite book because of the comical implications that multiple dinguses back in the BC thought you don’t need to take care of your own troops in a war, and thus lost so badly, that Mr. War General had to specify to not do that.
No I do not explode hamsters here, I draw here. I just thought the name sounded cool.
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