First Time Seeing Johnny's Long Ass Footnotes Be Like-

in da clurb we all fam

Cards Against Humanity: Newsies Edition, Part 2

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

"You can't adapt House of Leaves into any other medium, it has to be a book or it doesn't hit the same" okay but have we tried a musical yet. we should at least try a musical.

I went a bookstore today and someone put out This Winter before it comes out

“I love my baby’s!” the baby’s in question are just the grown men I have played

reading fanfic abt yourself as a fictive:

Horror movies will dead ass be like my house sucks and my family is falling apart

“i was just a boy you see I beg of thee have sympathy for me”

i forgot I had a tumblr I’m sorry 😭😭😭