I Continue To Be Surprised Today. Haskell Is Also Cool, At Least Based On What I’m Reading. I Haven’t

I continue to be surprised today. Haskell is also cool, at least based on what I’m reading. I haven’t written any yet, though, so we’ll see. 

Maybe I’m just in an open mood. Should I break out the old assembly docs and test that theory? 

.... Nah, I definitely shouldn’t do that.

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2 years ago

Want to go on record and say that the owner of this blog did, in fact, read dracula daily. Time and time again I tried to think of fun ways to relate it to programming. Yet time and time again I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

Not because there weren’t ways I could shoehorn in a weird analogy, but because I admired the characters too much to force one. Idk it just felt disrespectful to bring code into this.

Will happily disrespect Dracula, though. Got some real cobol energy from that dinosaur. Particularly the way he drains the life out of a lot of happy, wonderful people.


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2 years ago

CSS art terrifies me to the point that I don’t even have the courage to try it. Tremendous respect to people who can make it.

I Don’t Want To Come Off Negative… But You Know How These Things Go.

I don’t want to come off negative… but you know how these things go.

4 years ago

It’s interesting how as I’ve progressed as a programmer the things I turn to for therapy have also progressed. 

At first it was Scratch: after a span of getting frustrated by Python I would play with Scratch to at least make things that did what I wanted them to. 

A little while later I wrote HTML and CSS to feel good about myself, because even when the default padding for <body> screws up your positioning there’s at least SOMETHING on the screen instead of an aggressive error message.

Now, it’s python. When Scheme or Haskell or C or Java or C# (less so C# - it’s actually pretty nice) or even Javascript are bothering me I can always turn to Python to feel better. 

I wonder what it’ll be next? Maybe one day I’ll see C++ as my relief. Probably not. But maybe. Perhaps the final evolution of a programmer is when you can feel completely peaceful while writing Posix level C. Perhaps even assembly. Probably not. But perhaps.


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10 months ago

Big things are happening, people. Teammates are frequently coming to me for help on their projects.

Do I always know the answers to their questions? Absolutely not. But they THINK I know the answers. Which actually means more, if you don’t think about it.


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4 years ago

React makes life almost too easy. I worry that I’m missing something.

What’s the end game here?


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5 years ago

Scene: I’m sitting in my dorm room the first semester of college.

I finally get my code working and am doing the final cleanup before submitting. I delete some lines that I had commented out because, you know, I was scared to get rid of them at the time in case they became useful later.

I run my code after deleting the aforementioned COMMENTS just to make sure everything still works. As expected, it works! Then it doesn’t. Then it works again! And again! Then it doesn’t. I put the comment back in just in case that’s what was keeping everything together (see: superstition) and it works for 6 straight tests, which thoroughly confuses me.

I ultimately found out that the problem was not, in fact, with the comments that do nothing but actually with an integer I was declaring and incrementing without ever initializing, creating “random” behavior.

It Really Be Like That Sometimes

It really be like that sometimes

5 years ago
For Those Of You Who Are Worried About AI Taking Over The World, This Is The Sentence Produced By A “neural

For those of you who are worried about AI taking over the world, this is the sentence produced by a “neural network” (a fancy name for my relative frequency matrix) after I had it read Beowulf, Galen, Guinea, Little Women, Mansfield Park, Peter Pan, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, A Tale of Two Cities, and The Call of the Wild. (All are freely available on Project Gutenberg in many filetypes including plain text, btw).


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11 months ago

Hi Tumblr, I’m back. I hope you’ve all been well.

4 years ago
Went To React’s Website To Learn The Tic Tac Toe Tutorial (it’s About Time I Got Around To It) And

Went to React’s website to learn the Tic Tac Toe tutorial (it’s about time I got around to it) and was pleasantly surprised to see this. Way to go, React. 


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4 years ago

Writing mergesort in Scheme makes me sooo grateful for python. And Javascript. And Java. And Ruby. And C#. Heck, I’m even grateful for C, at least it lets you access specific list indices.


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