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there’s been so much acephobia in response to yasmin benoit’s tweet… please help

Revitalizing this dead tumblr with memes I’ve been posting on my Twitter, I am here to provide the goods

so that trailer huh

fnaf prediction bingo!

feel free to screenshot and use

[CECIL]: "So, as we move into the final hours of the competition, vote! Whether it's for your favorite, local, Night Vale community radio host or some... pile of bones, don't let your voice go unheard.

Also... Well, this might be a little bit outside the rules, but you could even make a second account to show a little more support for whoever you think should win. You probably won't get caught. As City Council declared in a recent press release, "Voter fraud doesn't exist."

"There is no such thing as voter fraud," City Council said last Wednesday, their many mouths moving as one. "No one can vote more than once. We certainly can't. Ha, ha." Some of their feet shuffled. "We definitely did NOT commit voter fraud by using the recently developed cloning technology to make copies of ourselves, force them to vote for us, then bus them into the Whispering Forest where we threw them out. That. Never. Happened," they added emphatically.

Immediately after the press conference they disbanded the City Council's, 'Night Vale committee for Fair Elections', by eating them."

[A door creaks.]

[CECIL]: "Listeners, someone has just entered my studio.

Uhm, excuse me! You're not allowed to be in here!

It looks like it's a small man, with a smoothly bald head, and dark empty eyes...

Oh no. They're sockets. This must be him, this 'Snas' the skeleton. He's coming to defend his title...

Listeners, as I prepare myself for what will surely be a fight to the death, seeing who takes who out first, I take you... To the weather."

[CECIL]: "Welcome back. I know you're all dying to know whether I won the Tumblr sexyman poll, and if I defeated the small skeleton. Well...

I was all ready to fight, getting into a stance, when the skeleton held up his hands. He said that he didn't want to fight, and that he'd come here to concede and hand me the title.

I'll admit, I was a bit taken aback by this at first. Of course, I had to protest. Wouldn't that be unfair to the few people who voted for him, I asked?

But he explained that, since he already won last year, he wasn't really looking forward to all the attention and hassle from winning a second time. And seeing as it apparently meant a lot to me, he'd rather just let me win than miss his wedding.

Yeah, apparently he's about to be wed to someone named Komaeda in a few days? Good for him.

Dear listeners, after his heartfelt plee, I felt I had no choice but to accept the win.

Which means I am now, officially, Tumblr sexyman of 2023. Yay!

Stay tuned next for muffled sounds of celebration, overheard from a neighbour's house nearby.

Good night, Night Vale. Good night."

i need oscar isaac as poseidon rn…

pedro pascal you are so real for this

can these horny bots STOP FOLLOWING ME??

in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years

give all of your aro/ace/aroace friends money

give all of your aro/ace/aroace friends money

nintendo’s port forwarding nightmare, or: how i learned to start worrying and fear the network

So I was alerted to Nintendo’s official guide on port forwarding and it contains so much bad advice that there was sort of a moral imperative to write a response to it. If you’re setting up a Switch for multiplayer games and network services, or just have a perverse interest in bad IT device configuration, you should probably read this.

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i don’t think anyone has realized how bad of an experience this would be sonically so i put this together for y'all

does anyone know where to get durable white rings? sincerely, a closeted aro

moon knight ep6 spoilers!

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me watching the post credits:

JAKE LOCKLEY?????

i would like layla el-faouly to be my wife please and thank you

steven: “it’s not your fault. hey. you were just a child.”

jake lockley in episode 4:

Moon Knight episode 2 featured some Mandarin so I thought I'd add some subtitles!

English added by me :)

ok moon knight ep 2 is great, but what the heck was that scene where arthur harrow spoke mandarin??

i love steven grant

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so. i’ve just watched the first episode of moon knight. i think this may be my favourite marvel disney+ show yet

it’s so incredibly trippy, and honestly oscar isaac’s acting is amazing. the sound effects are great and help to immerse you in the story, and ethan hawke is so off-putting as arthur harrow. the actors really did a great job with this ep.

the episode has you relating to and rooting for steven, honestly got my heart racing at some parts

also oscar isaac is kinda hot lol even if he does look exhausted, mans looks so confused all the time.

there’s no way i’m living right now. what.

How to Make Interesting Worldbuilding Choices

We can’t assume that everyone knows the world we’re talking about, right? Luckily, author and previous Camp NaNoWriMo counselor Cass Morris has a few suggestions to help us more deeply explore our worldbuilding:

One of the most powerful things we can do as writers is create a world. What we write holds a mirror up to reality, where we can examine and criticize our own world or try to build a better one. We get to play god with our characters, and in doing so, we exercise a great deal of power in what we choose to reflect, to magnify, to laud, and to condemn.

So how can we make interesting choices, rather than relying on stale tropes, biased perspectives, or common assumptions about “the way things are” or “the way things were”?

Here are five basic concepts I suggest you explore to develop a richly detailed and unique world:

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how do you write narrative and reflective essays i need help

i’m probably going to break my hand hahaha exams go brrr

hot take ed sheeran does not deserve the hate he gets, he genuinely seems like a good person

just watched shang chi

when wenwu said “我吃的盐比你吃的米多(wo chi de yan bi ni chi de mi duo)” everyone in the (mostly chinese) audience went insane

“I like to think that cali doesn't notice when she likes stuff I reblogged on Tumblr because I'm that mysterious”

hm.