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A bam x male reader museum date would be cool

𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑’𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊

— b. margera

# II. -+ museum date w/ margera. [ one-shot - fluff - m!reader]

editors note: hope u like it <3!

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“C’mon Bam!” you whine as you tug on your boyfriend’s arm. You were basically dragging him up the stairs to the museum in front of you. It was a cute date idea, and for once, bam complied with it. “Okay, okay!” he said through light chuckles. It was mostly empty when you entered, so no one was really bothered when they heard the stupid giggles of you and Bam.

Even when you guys got to the exhibit you wanted to see and didn’t have to drag bam anymore, you didn’t stop holding his hand. You drew light circles on his hand with your thumb as your fingers linked together, with you pointing out each interesting thing about what you two were looking at and explaining it to him. And every once in a while, you’d whisper it into his ear, for you knew it tickled him, and you two would share sweet giggles in that moment.

Once you guys were done with looking around the room and started to walk out, your eyes were still looking at everything you could, taking it all in. Bam noticed this with the signature glint of mischief in his eyes. Before you guys got even 3 feet near the exit of this exhibit, he pulled your arm and started running in the hallway to the next one.

Eventually, you guys found an empty hallway, with absolutely no-one in sight. And with Bam being Bam, he insisted on taking his shoes off and sliding across the smooth wood with you catching him. He knocked into you with so much force, you two hit the wall. But that didn’t matter. You two were laughing as hard as you could while you slid down the wall.

What you both didn’t notice though, was that with the loud thud and maniac laughter, you attracted a guard. So as soon as you heard heavy footsteps, you and Bam ran while you could as he hurriedly grabbed his shoes. While running Bam saw an interesting exhibit and saw it as an opportunity to hide. As you guys inspected everything your eyes could take in, you both made a mutual decision that it was best to go to one last room before leaving. Or making a run for it as Bam put it.

You made your way to your last exhibit, looking at everything you could. You and bam both came to a stop and leaned against one of the walls, just for a little rest. You feel bam rest his head against your shoulder. You ever so gently look over at him, like if you moved too fast, he’d disappear. When you look at him, there’s nothing but true love in your eyes. You slightly smile as you softly kiss his head, and then rest your head on-top of his with your arm around him.

send in jackass requests im bored and have no ideas for what to write

made three diff versions cus i was bored 👍🏼

CIGARETTES OUT THE WINDOW. — 𝐣. 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐱𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞

social media au - crack fic - fluff - SERIES

#vol. I = you should’ve just stayed in bed

editors note: I FORGOT TO INCLUDE THE SOCIAL MEDIA PART SO THATS WHY ITS DIFFERENT IM SORRY 😭💀

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𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐊𝐄𝐘𝐒 onto the side table next to the door as you drag yourself to the couch and plop down, getting comfy. As you snuggle against the comforting couch, you pull out your phone to look through instagram and check on what your friends have been doing.

With your name, you could go anywhere right now. With anyone you wanted. You could get into any club. Hell, you could even buy the club. But you found the comfort of your own apartment in L.A. more comforting than that knowledge.

bzzz. bzzz. bzzz. oh crap. who’s calling now?

you pick up the phone as you begrudgingly get up from you comfy spot to go to the kitchen.

“dude! where are youuu?!!”

it was your cousin, flint, you could practically hear the alcohol in his voice.

“huh?”

“where. are. youuuuuuuu??”

“home, why? i just got here.” you say as you lean against the counter, continuing to scroll through social media.

“no no no, you’re supposed to be here!! remember your lil’ party????!!!”

you immediately go to his instagram profile and see he’s already posted some drunk selfies at the bar.

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notflint_ pathetic but aesthetic 🥴🫶🏼

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That’s right. One of your movies did surprisingly well in the box office and your cousin thought that it called for a celebration. He told you earlier this week that he already had the bar rented out but some assholes rented it too, meaning you have to share it with some strangers. But it’s whatever, in his words.

“rightt. sorry. uhm..”

“no you can’t skip on this.”

“okay fine. i’ll be there in like 30-ish minutes?”

“as long as you’re heerreee!!”

And with that you hung up and re-considered your life decisions as it took you 15 minutes to get up. You grabbed your keys again with a sigh and closed your door.

When you got to the bar you really contemplated leaving as you couldn’t take your hands off the wheel and eyes off the neon signs decorating the windows of the bar. You could always say there was an emergency.. You reached for your phone to message your cousin,

“Hey!”

“OH MY GOD”

Your cousin threw his head back in laughter as you had to restrain yourself from hitting him.

“You scared the shit out of me! What are you doing?”

“Waiting for you!! Cmon, there’s people waiting for you!”

He opened the door to your car and dragged you out. the whole walk across the parking lot was just you trying to get him to release you but you knew your inevitable doom of having to say hi to multiple people and actually socialize.

“Everyone! hereeeessss (name)!”

You wave an awkward hi to the crowd in front of you with a sheepish smile. Almost instantly, everyone cheered. And then again almost instantly everyone went back to what they were doing. Except for a few people who came up to congratulate you.

Your cousin let you go from under his arm to go do his own thing. You didn’t know where to go from there so you just went to the nearest seat and

Someone tapped your shoulder. “Hey!” Oh no..

You turn around just to find out it was your other cousin, Angela. “Oh hey Angela. Nice to see you again.” you greet her with a smile. “Hey (name)!” she responds with the same smile. “So i see Flint has already traded you in for some drinks?” she asks with a smirk. You didn’t even have to respond to get her an answer. A quick shake of the head and a chuckle did it. She was called over by some other friends that were invited and that left you alone once again.

You go back to your phone, opening up instagram and refreshing your page. And on great timing, you saw Angela’s new post.

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ayo.its.angela unforgettable nights <3

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You look up to see Flint coming up to you. “(nameeeee) come meet my new friends!!” he managed to slur out as he tugged on your arm. You looked around to try and find Angela for help, but Flint was already pulling you out of your chair.

Flint dragged you all the way across the bar and around some corners all against your will until you finally managed to wriggle yourself out of his grip.

“Dude i don’t even know these people!”

“Oh no, Actually, you kinda do.!” he said between giggles.

“What?”

“Remember those dicks who rented out the other half of the bar??”

“yeah..?”

“Turns out they’re not such dicks after all!”

This time he motioned for you to follow him and you willingly followed. He brought you to one of the farther corners, where the pool table was. His presence caught the attention of one of the guys there. He turned around with a smile that meant nothing other than trouble on his face.

“Hey dude! Thought we lost you!” he had a surprisingly rasp voice.

Flint turned to you, “(name), let me introduce you to my good friend,”

He put a hand on the guys shoulder, “Steve-O!”

ִ ֗ ִ ۫ ˑ 𖥻 ִ ۫ ּ

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a johnny knoxville moodboard

rq if i turned my fame dr into a fanfic would y’all read it

when ms crawly returns from calaways house, her car that she’s renting is like all jacked up and she says smth along the lines of “i returned it with a full tank of gas” like the first stunt they pulled in the jackass movie 👍🏼

r we just gonna not talk about how there was a jackass reference in the song 2 movie ??

r we just gonna not talk about how there was a jackass reference in the song 2 movie ??

TMNT CHAT FIC #2 💌

y/n: GUYS

y/n: GUSY I GOTTA SHOW U THIS

nerd 🥱👎🏼: hm?

da vinky 😦⁉️: yes?

y/n: WAIT I NEED ALL OF YALL

sk8er boi: where’s raph?

y/n: munchin booty or sum? idk 🤨

da vinky 😦⁉️: do you know how much you and raph get on my nerves with your bickering?

y/n: u know how much i don’t give a shit?

** y/n was muted **

da vinky 😦⁉️: that’s better.

nerd🥱👎🏼: STOPP HAHA

sk8er boi: i’ll shove my foot so far up your ass my toes will make gaps between your teeth.

** y/n was unmuted **

sk8er boi: THEY STOLE MY PHONE

sk8er boi: SRRY BRO

nerd 🥱👎🏼: smh

nerd 🥱👎🏼: but fr, where’s raph??

y/n: RAPHHHHH

y/n: RAPHIEEE-POOOO 🥰🥰

rae-rae: what the fuck do you want.

y/n: guess what i gotttt

rae-rae: a bigger dick 🥺?

y/n: yo bitch seemed to like it last night

da vinky 😦⁉️: omg.

nerd 🥱👎🏼: GAHSHDHDHQHHAHAHAH

sk8er boi: NOOOO LMFAOOOOOOOAHAHHQHWJD

y/n: raphs getting blocked again 😐.

y/n: ANYWAYSSSSS

y/n: I GOT THIS COOL NEW WATERBOTTLE

y/n: since SOMEONE hid my last one 😒

nerd 🥱👎🏼: in our defense, it was funny

sk8er boi: ^^

y/n: ok homo???

da vinky 😦⁉️: y/n.

y/n: ITS TRUE?????

rae-rae: HAHAHAHAH

nerd 🥱👎🏼: 😒

** y/n sent a picture **

y/n: there she is, in all her beauty

da vinky 😦⁉️: is that the jackass logo on the bottle?

y/n: yeah isn’t it cool!

y/n: u know it’s kinda funny cus johnny knoxville actually voices-

y/n: …

y/n: nvm 😁😇!!

rae-rae: huh?

nerd 🥱👎🏼: ???

sk8er boi: i don’t get it

y/n: …

** y/n logged off **

** da vinky 😦⁉️ logged off **

** nerd 🥱👎🏼 logged off **

** sk8er boi logged off **

** rae-rae logged off **

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da vinky 😦⁉️: Leonardo

rae-rae: Raphael

nerd 🥱👎🏼: Donatello

sk8er boi: Michaelangelo

TMNT CHAT FIC 📁

*y/n added 4 people to the group-chat*

rae-rae: what is this

sk8er boi: it’s 3 am ??

y/n: so??

sk8er boi: k.

Da vinky 😦⁉️: are you guys still awakf

nerd 🥱👎🏼: typo

y/n: i’m not gonna take this from someone who don’t know how to spell

nerd 🥱👎🏼: ^^ coming from someone who once tried to spell “dont” as “doint”

y/n: MF.

rae-rae: LMFAO LOSER

sk8er boi: dang y’all noisy 🙁😢

y/n: stfu i heard ur wet dream like two days ago u ain’t slick 🤨

rae-rae: get his ass

Da vinky 😦⁉️: shut up raph, we heard yours too.

y/n: GET HIS ASS BFF

nerd 🥱👎🏼: YUH YUH

sk8er boi: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

y/n: WAIR ITS 3:33 I GOTTA MAKE A WISH

nerd 🥱👎🏼: it’s 3:33 not 11:11?????? 🤨

y/n: STFU.

rae-rae: i wish that you would stfu

y/n: dies

sk8er boi: don’t die shawty … </3

Da Vinky 😦⁉️: what am i going to do with you guys.

nerd 🥱👎🏼: ig SOMEONES annoyed 🙄😒

Da Vinky 😦⁉️: me.

rae-rae: oh well stay annoyed

Da Vinky 😦⁉️: fuck you

y/n: LMFAO I HEARD FOOTSTEPS

y/n: the girls r fighting 😱😱‼️‼️

y/n: don’t worry raphie bae i’ll film it for u <33

sk8er boi: NO STOP BC I JUST HEARD LEOS DOOR OPEN

nerd 🥱👎🏼: WAIT SHIT

nerd 🥱👎🏼: NAH CUS I GOTTA SEE THIS

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Da Vinky 😦⁉️ = Leo

rae-rae = Raphael

nerd 🥱👎🏼 = Donnie

sk8er boi = Mikey

y/n did in fact, record the fight for raph.