[phone Rings At Any Time Of Day]

Babe ❤️

Some photos of Mike as a little one, taken throughout his childhood in Rome, Oklahoma, New York, Maryland, and Puerto Rico

Bernie. I'm cryin'

Bernie Sanders by Bernie Sanders

spot the difference:

(hint: there is none)

Fear not the path of Truth for the lack of People walking on it.

I love you, guys.

HAHaHaHA

He's just a real cinnamon roll!! Awww!

You know, if that whole astronaut thing didn’t work out John Young could have become a great deadpan comedian.

‘relocate’

Me: *confronts you in a dark alley with a baseball bat*

Me: so I heard you were talking shit about Neil Armstrong...