"...Like Antennas To Heaven" Except You're Scrambling To Find A Giant Wolfgirl's Prostate

like it's crazy seeing lgbt autistic people of color (<- or any combination of these things) on here casually talking about how Degenerates need to stay away from their blogs. in your paranoia regarding swathes of completely imagined & invented pedophiles roving the website just waiting for a chance to get their hands all over your blog, you have accidentally started talking exactly like a nazi. and to be clear im saying this about blogs ran by people well into their twenties i'm not going on about this after seeing, like, some random 14yo saying it or whatever. crazy

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

as we know the higher up you are the closer you are to god. this means when clouds form in the sky they actually develop sentience and immediately start cannibalising each other to get more divine power. when a cloud is strong enough it does gain psychoelectric abilities but it also gets too heavy and begins to die, blaming the ground for ripping it from the heavens and attacking with its thunder on the way down. nevertheless its pieces descend like whale fall spreading the last of its divine light into the earth

anyway the build up of that divine light is why there's trees and animals and stuff down here

Weight gain kink is the agp of being fat

Squealer alt power where she makes trains.

rick riordan off the shits

once i was in the TSA line for a flight and it was SO LONG that TSA decided to just drop all the security protocols. leave everything in the suitcase including electronics. keep your shoes on. don't go through the fancy 360 scanner, just the metal detector. get out of here. and i was like ohhhh so you admit this is all just your stupid community theatre production that you've made me be a part of for all this time and it doesn't actually mean anything real. okayyyyy

bonesaw looking at morrigan in the vat

busting into your house and touching all your stuff and taking pictures of your cat and when you confront me i roll my eyes and let out sn exasperated sigh and point to my lapel pin that says "Freaks DNI"